Shit.

[glorfiestardust]

Since we now have two sets of twins in the immediate family, "the twins" is no longer an adequate term for reference. So, from now on we'll have the A&K twins, Absinthe and Kubrick, and the B&B twins, Bela and Bruschetta Caratima.

To illustrate, an example: The B&B twins are freaking me the fuck out. Meaning, clearly, that Bela and Bruschetta

Comments

[elvengoldmine]

Foof muffin!!! You're alive!!! *glomps*

He's....he's...just... I can't deal! Do you know what he was doing? He was looking at one of Morgoth's dirty magazines!!!>__< I just... no...AND he looked up Bruschetta's skirt and he's listening to Led Zeppelin!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

Um... there was a question about this? I'm sorry.

MY GOD, he's turning into a synthesis of Morgoth, Claude, AND ELROND'S KIDS, and he's not even two weeks old yet! I'm going into a severe state of parental WHAT THE FUCK LKSJDALFKASJDLKF-age.

[elvengoldmine]

Well, I haven't seen you for awhile. You haven't written or called, omg, and you have like puppet dusk in your hair :P

HE TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF WHEN I YELLED AT HIM FOR PUSHING ABSINTHE INTO KUBRICK!!!!! BEAT HIM, GLORFIE!

[glorfiestardust]

You mean since lunch? Hahahaha shut up.

I'll lock him a closet or something.

[elvengoldmine]

Well, yeah. I've been sick for a long time you know, maybe I wanted sex! No :P

NO! Beat him! He molested me the little perv!

[glorfiestardust]

Damn it, I have a beeper!

.... he what?

[elvengoldmine]

I have to beep you for sex, now???!!

He molested me! Like..he grabbed my boobies! I feel so violated. ;______;

[glorfiestardust]

Only if you can't find me. What do you think I got it for?

Well, you know, he was still breastfeeding a few days ago. Maybe he's confused.

[elvengoldmine]

AND MAYBE THERE'S A MONKEY IN MY ASS!!!!!! SFJDJHGFMGFMSJHF

He's going somewhere. I don't care where but he's going before he kills us or rapes us. He also killed one of my goblins ;_____;

I MUST SAVE THE TURTLES AND FROGGIESSSS!!!!!!

[bela_stardust]

Um....she's lying.