FIVE CHILDREN. FIVE. CHILDREN.

[glorfiestardust]

Let's recap. (I'll do this with links later.)

Celeborn started blowing up like a balloon.

His, her water broke after a few days of pregnancy. A Galadriel helped with the birth. Despite the intense strangeness of the situation, the baby came out fine. It's a girl. I was thoroughly freaked out by the whole process. Celeborn drank milkshakes

Comments

[elvengoldmine]

WHAT???!!!

Hahahaha. Ha. Ha. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SO JOKING RIGHT????!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

Um............. push?

[elvengoldmine]

Whatdoyoumeanpush???!! I JUST GOT FINISHED PUSHING!!!!!

;_________________________;

KILL.ME. :( :( :( :(

[glorfiestardust]

I know, I know, I know, but this is in all likelihood the last time. Here, suck on another milkshake. Would it make you feel better to try to manually castrate me again?

Stop that. >__

[elvengoldmine]

OMG, like YES!!!!!!! >_<

Suuuuuuuuuuureeee, I'll stop WHEN THIS TEN TON BALL OF FLESH GETS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

*sigh* I'll put the jock back on.

Just shut up and scream and push and abuse me, ok? It's almost over.

[elvengoldmine]

Did you just tell me to shut up?? Listen, mister. I'm two seconds from going all Exorcist on your ass ok.....

;________;

IloveyouGlorfieyoushouldhugmeithurts;_____________;

[glorfiestardust]

... I can only imagine. o__o

ACK. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. Just a little more, I promise; the Galadriel gave me a pamphlet on this stuff while she went to make cookies. See?

This is Jeff. He lives next door, he's a nurse. He came over to help so I can stand within your reach, in case you want to hit me some more or something. Great, right?! :D Right.

Damn it, if I'd known it was going to be this quick, I would've taken you to lamaze right after conception.

PUSH BREATHE PUSH BREATHE ETC ETC ETC!!

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

.......

LOOK, IT'S ANOTHER TINY HEAD!

(This is still so gross!)

.... And now we have five. O_o

[galadrielxiii]

They are all so cuuuuuuuuuute! :D:D:D:D

Want a cookie?

[glorfiestardust]

... Yes. As long as it isn't made out of anyone I knew.

[galadrielxiii]

um. these are special placenta cookies. :D

[arwenundomiel]

omg i totally want to know what my granddad's placenta tastes like!! can i have one, nan? can i can i can i??

[galadrielxiii]

Of course you can have one my little mini-pumpkin!

::hands you a cookie::