boy is my face red...
..I'm like 99.9% sure I just walked past my room mates room while he was masturbating. Why am I 99.9% sure he was maturbating you say? I'll tell you why.. because of that distinct "masturbation noise" and the fact that he left the door open. That's what I get to think of before I go to sleep ladies and gentlemen. Thank you and Goodnight.