Today:
Oh my God. People are idiots.
Scene: guy buys about 10 items. Baking stuff, olive oil, bread, a Hallmark card. I ring it all up, scan his store discount card, and tell him his total.
AF: Whoa whoa whoa.
Me: Yes?
AF: Something ain't right.
Me: Pardon me?
AF: That's a lot of money. That ain't right.
Me: *checks each item on the monitor just to make sure I didn't scan anything twice or anything. Everything's fine*
Me: Everything went through just fine. Would you like me to read it back to you, sir?
AF: Yeah, yeah. You better do that...
Me: *reads out entire receipt and price of each item while he watches, scowling*...
Me: ...blahblahblah, and the card was $3.69.
AF: $3.69 for a Goddamned card?
Me: Yep, that's what it says, sir.
AF: Damn... here you better scan this card again or somethin' cause that shit's crazy. *hands me mvp card*
Me: It only has to be scanned once to get your discount but sure, I'll do it again. *takes and swipes*
*nothing changes*
AF: *shakes head*
AF: I hate this store.
Me: *thinks "hows about you hate Hallmark, bitch!"* >:o
AF: Nah something ain't right. You sure you added that up right?
Me: Yes sir, I read it all out to you. I can... get a calculator if you'd like and double check?
AF: Yeah... yeah you better do that.
Me: *Slowly adds every item up as he watches suspiciously*
AF: *shakes head again and looks at me like he still doesn't believe me and I'm trying to be sneaky and rip him off or something.*
AF: Okay... whatever, man.
Me: *hands him his reciept and smiles*
Me: You have a great day!
AF: Yeah, not in this damn crazy store! *walks off*
DO PEOPLE NOT EVEN LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE BUYING?!? >.
Scene: guy buys about 10 items. Baking stuff, olive oil, bread, a Hallmark card. I ring it all up, scan his store discount card, and tell him his total.
AF: Whoa whoa whoa.
Me: Yes?
AF: Something ain't right.
Me: Pardon me?
AF: That's a lot of money. That ain't right.
Me: *checks each item on the monitor just to make sure I didn't scan anything twice or anything. Everything's fine*
Me: Everything went through just fine. Would you like me to read it back to you, sir?
AF: Yeah, yeah. You better do that...
Me: *reads out entire receipt and price of each item while he watches, scowling*...
Me: ...blahblahblah, and the card was $3.69.
AF: $3.69 for a Goddamned card?
Me: Yep, that's what it says, sir.
AF: Damn... here you better scan this card again or somethin' cause that shit's crazy. *hands me mvp card*
Me: It only has to be scanned once to get your discount but sure, I'll do it again. *takes and swipes*
*nothing changes*
AF: *shakes head*
AF: I hate this store.
Me: *thinks "hows about you hate Hallmark, bitch!"* >:o
AF: Nah something ain't right. You sure you added that up right?
Me: Yes sir, I read it all out to you. I can... get a calculator if you'd like and double check?
AF: Yeah... yeah you better do that.
Me: *Slowly adds every item up as he watches suspiciously*
AF: *shakes head again and looks at me like he still doesn't believe me and I'm trying to be sneaky and rip him off or something.*
AF: Okay... whatever, man.
Me: *hands him his reciept and smiles*
Me: You have a great day!
AF: Yeah, not in this damn crazy store! *walks off*
DO PEOPLE NOT EVEN LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE BUYING?!? >.