In which Megaera tries to prank people.

[glompwitch]

... Erm, anyone here happen to know Yggdrasill's phone number?

I'd like to report a glitch in reality.

It's a really minor one, but I always worry because minor glitches in reality can blow up into giant gaps that allow Cthulhu into the world.

[Private to Kat]

I'm just trying a little joke, don't worry I haven't actually done anything.

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[Locked to Magaera]

[scrapperzen]

It's quite simple, really.

We're going to keep working.

Ravemon's corruption can only affect us if we let it. I've already had our defenses inspected by an expert I trust. So long as we don't get lost in a panic, we'll be fine.

Trust me.

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[glompwitch]

... If he attacks, will we attempt to strike back, or focus purely on the force needed to defend our ground?

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[scrapperzen]

M.A.G.I. has never been about fighting wars. Only about investigations, and putting a stop to mystical schemes that would harm the balance of the world.

We won't fight unless he brings the fight to us.

And if he does bring the fight to us... He will find the M.A.G.I. offices to be a fortress the likes of which he could never imagine.

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[glompwitch]

... To protect the magical balance of the world...

You're right. I guess I should mostly worry for the day-to-day things, just...

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[scrapperzen]

I'm not telling you what you should think. :) I'm just telling you the official stance that M.A.G.I. has to take in regards to all of this.

If you wanna give him a shot to below the belt, I'll... well, I'll tell you to be smart about it, and don't bring it back to our doorstop. But I won't tell you it's stupid and that you shouldn't do it. Everyone's gonna have a stake in this soon enough.

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[glompwitch]

... You're right. But... I think I'm best suited to staying back. If we are attacked, I will consider taking actions in response, but... Someone needs to be back in case it happens, right?

Re: [Locked to Magaera]

[scrapperzen]

We're not military. We shouldn't act like it.

That being said, the defenses in place will see to it that a fully prepared military would suffer devastating losses even getting inside our front door.