[Prioritized to MAGI students]
Good evening, students at MAGI!
My name is Megaera D'Ashland, and soon enough, I'll be on staff, focusing on assisting you in the library and laboratories of the campus. Given this world's unusual magical nature, immense caution is an important priority for any prospective mage here, and so I'll be helping to keep you safe, making sure that proper laboratory procedures are kept, and that no one decides that using an elaborate ritual to try and become a humanlike species that has greater magical power is a worthwhile idea. Or, if you're really obsessed with it, that you at least understand the catch that's inevitably involved with such things. Like losing your soul to a manipulative demon queen and only escaping being basically a robot becuase you wound up in a strange world with a cute green fuzzy thing that relies on you so that it can stop being cute, green, and fuzzy.
... I'm still cute.
Yes, Witchmon, but you're not green or fuzzy. Erm, anyways! I've got a lot of experience in handling libraries, labs, and the like, so if you have any questions, whatsoever, please, don't be afraid to ask! Worst I can do is... Okay, worst I'm likely to do is slap you for being a perv. I signed a strict no-spells-on-the-students contract, after all!
... Your ability to inspire confidence in the youth of your workplace always amazes me.
Quiet, or you get to spend tomorrow being green and fuzzy.
My name is Megaera D'Ashland, and soon enough, I'll be on staff, focusing on assisting you in the library and laboratories of the campus. Given this world's unusual magical nature, immense caution is an important priority for any prospective mage here, and so I'll be helping to keep you safe, making sure that proper laboratory procedures are kept, and that no one decides that using an elaborate ritual to try and become a humanlike species that has greater magical power is a worthwhile idea. Or, if you're really obsessed with it, that you at least understand the catch that's inevitably involved with such things. Like losing your soul to a manipulative demon queen and only escaping being basically a robot becuase you wound up in a strange world with a cute green fuzzy thing that relies on you so that it can stop being cute, green, and fuzzy.
... I'm still cute.
Yes, Witchmon, but you're not green or fuzzy. Erm, anyways! I've got a lot of experience in handling libraries, labs, and the like, so if you have any questions, whatsoever, please, don't be afraid to ask! Worst I can do is... Okay, worst I'm likely to do is slap you for being a perv. I signed a strict no-spells-on-the-students contract, after all!
... Your ability to inspire confidence in the youth of your workplace always amazes me.
Quiet, or you get to spend tomorrow being green and fuzzy.