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A random sample of my trash and I would say a pretty strong indicator of my loyal devotion to the cultural icon that is DIET COKE! I tried to get takeout from a favorite local place when I was informed via telephone that they were not taking to-go orders tonight because of valentine's day. My responce was horse shit! I don't eat in resaurants alone... I simply don't do it ESECIALLY on valentine's day. It is like I have to justify myself even thouhg I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND!!! For some reason (possible my extreemly effeminate outwardly appearence) I feel like people don't belive that i have a girlfriend who lives 2000 miles away. well i was going to get my crab and eat it too god damnit! so i walked down to the place and said "hello... I come in here all of the time and I wan't crab fondue and spinich dip to go.... If i need to be seated, order, and then dewmand a to-go container than so be it!" The hostess who I have encountered many times quickly acquiesced and made me promise that I would not tell anyone that they did this for me..... Any who I got what I wanted and isn't that wat it was all about? Oh and a diet coke!