001.
[audio : on]
Did I hear something about zombies? Must be Tuesday here. Oh, it's on -
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Did you really think you could get rid of me?
[the snick-snick of a lighter catching, then a sharp inhale]
Not that I'm happy to be back in a hellhole like this, but at least there are people out there who owe me a serious round of drinks and after what I've been through I'd say I deserve it. Do you know what it's like on Venus? Sheesh.
[soft, thoughtful pause]
So who's still here anyway? And I swear if any of you idiots cleared out my apartment and ruined my couch in the process, I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you'll -
OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUCKING DOG.
[there's a scuffle, a bark, and the audio shuts off ]
Did I hear something about zombies? Must be Tuesday here. Oh, it's on -
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Did you really think you could get rid of me?
[the snick-snick of a lighter catching, then a sharp inhale]
Not that I'm happy to be back in a hellhole like this, but at least there are people out there who owe me a serious round of drinks and after what I've been through I'd say I deserve it. Do you know what it's like on Venus? Sheesh.
[soft, thoughtful pause]
So who's still here anyway? And I swear if any of you idiots cleared out my apartment and ruined my couch in the process, I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you'll -
OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUCKING DOG.
[there's a scuffle, a bark, and the audio shuts off ]