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You can stop biting your nails and start planning what you're going to do with your paychecks. I know I have.
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My, god. How many buttons does one person need? I feel like I can't breathe in this. There are buttons on the SLEEVES. I don't see how this is practical at all.
Whoever's got my shorts this time, word of advice: if you mess with any of the inside pockets, it's your life on the line.
One last thing:
Someone has one day to adopt this. I can't handle two of them in the same apartment and expect to still have a fully functioning wardrobe by tomorrow morning without losing my mind. It's already started, and I didn't even do anything.
PS. Cori. You're a dead man walking.
[ooc: Faye's switched with Snape. That's right. Snape.]