274. | voice post

[glock30]

[there's some crashing, some smashing, and then something that sounds distinctly like someone tripping over her own two feet, since she's graceful like that.]

Oh. Great. [tap tap] Is this thing on, or is it broken like everything else around this place?

[this is obviously one, Faye Valentine, and this is obviously one Faye Valentine kicking

Comments

[not_alaska]

Welcome back. And I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who promised you a cake.

[glock30]

You did promise me booze, though.

[not_alaska]

It must have been delivered while you were away. It's probably waiting for you at home. Has someone offered to feed you yet, or would you like to come over?

[glock30]

Blue offered to get me candy. Someone else said something about paella. Do you have any red meat? I just want a goddamn burger.

[not_alaska]

Have you forgotten who I live with? If you're meeting up with Remy he can bring you over for supper even if Logan won't be pleased.

[glock30]

I didn't forg -

Remy?

[not_alaska]

That's his name. The Cajun.

[glock30]

I think you just gave me a small advantage. Remind me sometime that I owe you a drink.

Dinner would be nice, too, just fyi.

[not_alaska]

Of course you haven't introduced yourselves to each other yet. How silly of me.

I already offered.

[glock30]

That's not how smart women and Cajun men work, apparently.

I know. I was just backing it up.

[not_alaska]

Apparently. I was always taught to introduce myself when I met people.

Don't worry, I'm not going to back out at the last minute.

[glock30]

Sometimes it pays not to do that, being a bounty hunter.

I didn't think you were.

[not_alaska]

I can see how that would be true, but since I'm on the right side of the law I don't think I'll have a problem.

But you have enough experience to know it happens.

[glock30]

Bounty hunters are on the right side of law, if we're going to get technical about it.

That hurts.

[not_alaska]

I've never liked the idea.

True things tend to.

[glock30]

When you're spread across an entire galaxy, you get over it.

And I am not abusive.