271.
So here's the lesson:
Shit stinks, deal with it.
Last week was my two year anniversary. Two goddamn years.
Someone better buy me a goddamn drink, bake me a cake, and give me a plaque that says 'Oldest Living Resident of this Shithole.'
I'm pretty sure I deserve all of it. And probably more.
[ooc: She's alive, really.]
Shit stinks, deal with it.
Last week was my two year anniversary. Two goddamn years.
Someone better buy me a goddamn drink, bake me a cake, and give me a plaque that says 'Oldest Living Resident of this Shithole.'
I'm pretty sure I deserve all of it. And probably more.
[ooc: She's alive, really.]