Just a warning, if any of
you guys eat one of these things with the word 'COLD' on it, a purple one, you'll be sorry. I hear that one tastes like shit. And it makes you puke. You'll probably end up in the hospital. Or worse, dead. It's probably best just to stay away from those ones.
As far as the rest of you go, at least
some of you people are good entertainment.
Everyone else? Disgusting. I'm not even bringing up all the murderers, liars, and complete idiots we've apparently got around here, too. Not that I need hearts to tell me you people are morons, but that's beside the point.
And Cassidy, look
who I found hiding in the cupboard. I think he wants to shake hands.
[ooc; She's eaten a handful of them, but she's sincerely of the opinion that no one but Ptolly has eaten any of
her secrets, and she's prepared to... yell at you a lot if you have.]