Well, I Guess This Is Growing Up....
As of 3 minutes ago, I am officially regisistered for the draft. I considered blowing it off. Of the millions of those who do just that, only 13 have been prosecuted since 1980, that leaves me with a better chance of being struck by lightning. But knowing my luck, I'd not only be stuck with 5 years in prision and a $250,000 fine, but I'd probably also get hit by lightning if I didn't do it.