How to Teach a Cocky Bastard that Egotrips Are Not Welcomed in Hogwats NC-17 SS/GL

Nov 14, 2005 19:58

Hi! ^////^ (shily smiling...)
ummm... first timer... first time here... please be gentle.
ummm... I would like to post for you this little fic for you... umm... I hope you like it.
ummm... so... It's a little bit harsh... but harsh is good!! Really!
I hope you all enjoy it. It would be so great if ou like it!!
If you not... well, there was a warning before!!

Okay, now honestly, I've been looking for a long time for a Gilderoy loving community. I'm so happy I've found you!

... that's all... (my friend is looking at me odd... and my repertoire of Eros Ramazotti is... reaching an end soon.)

How to Teach a Cocky Bastard that Egotrips Are Not Welcomed in Hogwats
Written By: Yami no Tsubasa... lockythebunny
Pairing: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Contains: Rape, Beating, Spanking, humiliating (duh) and near killing

DISCLAIMER: The present fan fiction makes use and abuse of characters that obviously are not mine. I do not own, possess, take as mine any of the characters herein depicted. All characters of the Books of Harry Potter belong to Warner Brothers and J.K.- Rowling. I am not her, nor I own the WB. Therefore, since I’ve stated that they are not mine, you win nothing by suing me. So fuck you.

WARNING: The following is a slash story born from my sick mind. No, I won’t seek professional help… that could ruin my rising career as slash writer. This fanfic is rated R… okay, pretty much NC-17. Fuck you, so okay, it is an NC-17. It depicts mature content, therefore, if you are not supposed to read it, don’t. If you are underage, don’t read it. If you are homophobic, don’t read it. If you have issues with rape and physical punishment, don’t read it. This fic deals with relationship between men, sexual relationship… non consensual to it. If you don’ t like it, don’t read it. No one is forcing you. However, if you read it and don’t like it or feel offended by it, or your children read it without your consent, that ain’t my problem. You blame yourself or the not working Cybernany, or your kids’ hacking skill, or your own moronic, craptacular stupidity for it. You can also file your complains through the hot-ass-line. You roll your complains tight and stick them up your ass.

Part 001

Part 002
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