(no subject)
some memorable quotes:
"yeah man, you turn 18, then all of a sudden you realize your 21, then puta, carajo, you're 30 and you're helping your wife deliver your first child"
-my dad
"math professor:[heavy french accent] if you have a sphere, a cone, and a cube, and you want to cover it in... how do you say this?
random class memeber: wrapping paper?
RCM #2: newspaper?
math professor: no, no the white stuff...what is it?
RCM #3: snow?
math profassor: no,no...Coaine! thats it
::general classs confusion and chaos::
RCM #4: are youi sure you're thinking of the right word?
math professor: yes, yes i know what i am talking about. if you are a drug dealer and you want to cover a 3d shape in cocaine to transport it which shape is best"
-working surface area problems in geometry
"math professor: im going to talk to the quiet girl (referring to me)
me: hello
math professor: hello quiet girl, why are you so quiet?
me: im not always quiet i participate sometimes
math professor: are you not a people person? do you hate everybody in here?
me: no im a people person
girls who sit around me: no she talks to us all the time (which i do)
math professor: but everytime i look at you you are sitting here quietly paying attention to me, you scare me
me: why do i scare you?
math professor: do you have a gun?
me: no! i promise you i dont have a gun
math professor: im scared if i say something wrong to make you mad you'll turn around and shoot me down with your gun
me: i absolutely promise you i dont have a gun
math professor: ok i have to go teach now, make some friends.
me: i will"
-talking before the start of class with a crazy hatian math professor
"psych professor: ok guys it was a pleasure to have you as a class, thanks for your attention, dont forget to study for the final
RCM #1: what about the extra credit?
psch professor: oh yeah EXTRA CREDIT!!!! [calling out to half the class thats outside the door trying to leave] you guys know the procedure it closes on friday!"
-the hysterical shouts of a dignified potty mouthed professor who reminds me of chandler on friends
crazy year, crazy semester, what? im in college? ok.
im gonna go eat some leftover chinese for breakfast.
"yeah man, you turn 18, then all of a sudden you realize your 21, then puta, carajo, you're 30 and you're helping your wife deliver your first child"
-my dad
"math professor:[heavy french accent] if you have a sphere, a cone, and a cube, and you want to cover it in... how do you say this?
random class memeber: wrapping paper?
RCM #2: newspaper?
math professor: no, no the white stuff...what is it?
RCM #3: snow?
math profassor: no,no...Coaine! thats it
::general classs confusion and chaos::
RCM #4: are youi sure you're thinking of the right word?
math professor: yes, yes i know what i am talking about. if you are a drug dealer and you want to cover a 3d shape in cocaine to transport it which shape is best"
-working surface area problems in geometry
"math professor: im going to talk to the quiet girl (referring to me)
me: hello
math professor: hello quiet girl, why are you so quiet?
me: im not always quiet i participate sometimes
math professor: are you not a people person? do you hate everybody in here?
me: no im a people person
girls who sit around me: no she talks to us all the time (which i do)
math professor: but everytime i look at you you are sitting here quietly paying attention to me, you scare me
me: why do i scare you?
math professor: do you have a gun?
me: no! i promise you i dont have a gun
math professor: im scared if i say something wrong to make you mad you'll turn around and shoot me down with your gun
me: i absolutely promise you i dont have a gun
math professor: ok i have to go teach now, make some friends.
me: i will"
-talking before the start of class with a crazy hatian math professor
"psych professor: ok guys it was a pleasure to have you as a class, thanks for your attention, dont forget to study for the final
RCM #1: what about the extra credit?
psch professor: oh yeah EXTRA CREDIT!!!! [calling out to half the class thats outside the door trying to leave] you guys know the procedure it closes on friday!"
-the hysterical shouts of a dignified potty mouthed professor who reminds me of chandler on friends
crazy year, crazy semester, what? im in college? ok.
im gonna go eat some leftover chinese for breakfast.