Jan 17, 2006 16:55
1. FIRST NAME:
Krysta
2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
strangely enough... getting a piercing taken out.. close second would be getting my chest/sternum tattooed
3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
not usually
4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
cool mint listerine
5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight
6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
sure
7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
I would probably try and then puss out
8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
oh yeah.. except for the midget elvis. he was pretty cool... from a distance.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
yes
10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
lucky strike lights or camel lights
11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol.. in that order
12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
well put it this way, if it weren't for gas prices, I would totally drive an ess you vee.
13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
I lose sunglasses. or sit on them. but I prefer aviators.
14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?
ha. I tried. it didn't work out. "abort mission!"
15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
hell if I know. I don't drink it.
16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
I don't have one. the one that I'm on right now is an HP.
17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?
at least once a day.
18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
last night with gabe while watching season six disc one of the simpsons.
19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
a house.
20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?
gambling is a poor man's game! so... yeah
21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
somewhere in california
22. WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
fuck off
23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
yes
24. ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?
uhh... I'm sure there's like a light blonde peach fuzz or something.. never really inspected.
25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
yeah, in a crazy grandpa way
16. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
a bit
17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
ooh, either the bosco sticks, or chili & peanut butter & honey sandwich day!
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
what the hell is breakfast?
19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
haha probably gabe's bed
20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
too many to count
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
oh wow. I'm a little upset with johnny knoxville because the ringer was so PC, so I'm gonna go with an old standby... travis barker
23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
yep... root canal.. removal of my tonsils.. hey! fuck you, mouth.
24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
fuck!
25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
yes, yes. sometimes I do.
26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
there's a few bitches. I just try and stay out of their way so I don't have to talk to them. work is pretty ok though.
27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
cingular?
**where is 28? **
???
29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?
haha... yeah
30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
dang... i don't even remember.
31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
21
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
heights kind of give me the heebie jeebies
33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
nope... I don't think I'm much of a lawbreaker anymore.. and then it was really just underage drinking
34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
whenever i feel like it
35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
nah
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
guinness
37. GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW? GUYS:DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?
if you have taste buds, you don't swallow... ever
38. ARE YOU RACIST?
are stupid people their own race?
39. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
of course
40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
pretty much middle of the road, leaning sliiiiightly to the left
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
does my hair count?
45. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
whoever wrote this survey must be secretly terrified of offending people...
46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
canada. because let's be honest about canada... it's basically like a big american state, and p.s. it sucks
47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
I made gabe flush our fishies that I killed
48. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
anything I answered would just be a sweeping generalization. each gender has their fair share of screwballs.
49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
I used to like to make sexist jokes when I went to stephens to separate the feminists from the feminazis.
50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
is the hot dog eating championship a sport? oh and hannah, I think you were thinking of curling. thanks again, canada.
51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
no, I find the person who sent them to me and then end their life. oh you sent it on? you were supposed to have good luck? yeah, well now you're dead. eat a dick.
52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
this survey is obnoxiously long and I wish I hadn't started it
53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
mostly just when cops have people pulled over
54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
I should be at IHOP, but I'm waiting on gabe
55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
nope
56. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
yes
57. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
who ARE YOU!?
58. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
whoever wrote this survey.. I kind of want to end their life
DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE "TIRED" ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOR YEARS?
no because this is gay as hell
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
scar on my knee.. I was 5 or younger, swinging on my sister's lap, I fell off the swing and landed directly on the only rock in the entire yard. that's grace for ya.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
nothing
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
silver with a mirror on it
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
punk, rockabilly, old country... a couple obnoxious top 40 hits...
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
not a clue
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
money and IHOP
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
old friends, my family, sleep
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
huh.. I really don't know
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
I guess I don't really have one.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
oh good god yes
11. IF YOU DIED TOMARROW?
I'd be pissed because everyone would come to see me for the last time and the tattoo on my chest would only be half done
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
ha I actually think it was pete and it turns out he was just joking but I actually thought he was really seriously pissed at me
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
pink by victoria's secret
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
short... I have a soft spot for shaggy hair on boys though. I mean, I like the way it looks, but I have yet to meet a shaggy-haired boy I would ever want to date. exception being the one I already dated. one of the few shaggy-haired non-douchebags.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
uhhh...
16. DO YOU WATCH PORN?
for humor value.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
probably mom
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
little bit of french.. even less chinese
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
hell if I know
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
it's not like you have the power to stop it...
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
fuck, just tell 'em! what am I, your therapist?
30. WRITE A NUMBER FROM 1 TO A 1000?
123
31. BLONDE, REDHEAD, OR BRUNETTE?
brunette
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
home... that's about it
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
slow drivers, stupid people, people who says "tats"
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
tons
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
closing out the register
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
eh.. I've watched enough nip/tuck to decide against plastic surgery
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
i'm bored as hell
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
green pepper and tomato, or chicken
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
eh.. I don't drink that often anymore anyway
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
money?
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
run to a church to confess my sins!!
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
nah
48.WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
what the fuck kind of question is this shit?
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
last week?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yep
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
turkey
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Smoking.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I don't know... most embarassing mp3 in my ipod, now there's quite a list. my humps, couple christina aguilera, couple britney spears, and the ever-popular air force ones. thank god for nelly. p.s. with a couple exceptions, I fucking hate rap.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
eh, probably.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yep
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yeah
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
chainsmoke or bitch
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
the tattoo shop
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
I wouldn't call it that, I like to give people the benefit of doubt
61. WHAT CLASS IN SHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
hahaha apparently spelling for whoever wrote this survey... "shool"
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
yep
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
yeah
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
yes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
it doesn't matter, I found it so fuck off
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
krys, krysta scissorhands, krystar...
67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
did i already answer this?
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
nope
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
of course
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
mint chocolate chip
71. What is your sign?
pisces
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
pink and black
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
I have better things to do than count some fucking teeth I can't even see
this survey sucks, I quit.