A Note to Writers, RPers and Other Avid (Ab)Users of the English Language

Mar 18, 2007 04:37

When starting a sentence with the word "well," PUT A FUCKING COMMA AFTER "WELL."

Do not make me BEAT YOU WITH A SOCK FULL OF COMMAS. I will make the commas out of lead, or possibly adamantium. Got that? ADAMANTIUM COMMA-BEATINGS.

Seriously, it isn't that hard to remember.

Examples:

WRONG: Well now that we know you're insane...
RIGHT: Well, now that we know you're insane...

WRONG: Well that's different.
RIGHT: Well, that's different.

In short: STOP NEGLECTING THE FUCKING COMMA! The comma has done nothing to earn your neglect.
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