Mar 18, 2007 04:37
When starting a sentence with the word "well," PUT A FUCKING COMMA AFTER "WELL."
Do not make me BEAT YOU WITH A SOCK FULL OF COMMAS. I will make the commas out of lead, or possibly adamantium. Got that? ADAMANTIUM COMMA-BEATINGS.
Seriously, it isn't that hard to remember.
Examples:
WRONG: Well now that we know you're insane...
RIGHT: Well, now that we know you're insane...
WRONG: Well that's different.
RIGHT: Well, that's different.
In short: STOP NEGLECTING THE FUCKING COMMA! The comma has done nothing to earn your neglect.