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I could try and post about all the greatness of this weekend, but a) it would take way too long, and b) i'm sure there's at least whole day's worth of stuff i've forgotten somewhere. So here i present a list of things i liked about the weekend
I had a spoon
Jobbers
Nomi gave me a portable shiny which stopped me trying to climb into the big mirror
People not believing i wasn't on drugs
Breakfast wine
Smiggy
Fingerless gloves
Poon
My Fantabulous new skirt
Discussing what colour spooge people would have
My head getting close to my bag and the resulting half hour of uncontrollable giggles.
The baraman who was quite pretty despite being Evertonian scum
Lambrella
Sitting in the Royal post-infest teleporting Michael Fish in the form of a fag packet. (whilst entireley sober)
The utter, utter brokeness of Shona's not at all gay poon-boy
discovering i know someone half swedish
I will add to this list whenever i remember anything cool.
In other news, i haven't been drinking since i woke up yesterday, and so far it's going quite well.
I had a spoon
Jobbers
Nomi gave me a portable shiny which stopped me trying to climb into the big mirror
People not believing i wasn't on drugs
Breakfast wine
Smiggy
Fingerless gloves
Poon
My Fantabulous new skirt
Discussing what colour spooge people would have
My head getting close to my bag and the resulting half hour of uncontrollable giggles.
The baraman who was quite pretty despite being Evertonian scum
Lambrella
Sitting in the Royal post-infest teleporting Michael Fish in the form of a fag packet. (whilst entireley sober)
The utter, utter brokeness of Shona's not at all gay poon-boy
discovering i know someone half swedish
I will add to this list whenever i remember anything cool.
In other news, i haven't been drinking since i woke up yesterday, and so far it's going quite well.