Yeah, I'm not on LJ much these days. I was on Facebook for a while playing games, but I haven't been on there in a week even. I've been mostly playing Oblivion and reading Oblivion lore on UESP.net. Having finished about half of the game, I want to purchase Morrowind and its expansions for the PC. I have Morrowind for Xbox, but that makes it impossible to play the expansions. Besides, I think it's time I started that game over again. I had purchased a copy once from the Internet, but it didn't have the expansions. I'm not even sure I still have that copy. Probably easier/cheaper to buy it over again and sell the other copy should I find it.
Anyway, I found this meme from
takhisis and
flemco. I'm not sure if I want to answer it honestly or contrived, so don't be surprised if there's a mixture of both.
If I were a month, I’d be May.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be extinct from overfishing.
If I were a direction, I'd be North, past where the old store used to be.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be that piece which should be thrown away but for some reason you just can't bear to part with it.
If I were a liquid, I'd be hydrochloric acid, but not because it's a stomach acid.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be emerald.
If I were a tree, I'd be an Acer sp.
If I were a tool, I'd be a computer. (It's technically a tool.)
If I were a flower, I'd be an Astor because it's either a weed or a flower, depending on where it's growing.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a cold, dark night with clear skies and low humidity.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a deerskin drum.
If I were a colour, I'd be tarnished silver.
If I were an emotion, I'd be apathy. I guess that's not really an emotion. Oh well, it is now.
If I were a fruit, I'd be an apple.
If I were a sound, I'd be a drum beat that gets your adrenaline pumping.
If I were an element, I'd be Ag. (Hint: Argentum)
If I were a car, I'd be a VW Rabbit.
If I were a food, I'd be white birthday cake with butter frosting.
If I were a place, I'd be tundra.
If I were a material, I'd be cork.
If I were a taste, I'd be sour.
If I were a scent, I'd be a mild soap.