Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie & Scary London Review
- I am in love with Jack Branning from Eastenders
- I have been to Alton Towers roughly 5 times.
- I watch the Simpsons every night before I go to bed.
Which one is the lie? :)
In other news I was supposed to be going to the London Dungeon's this morning with my cousin fom Denmark. But the queue was 2 and a half hours long, so we thought sod that! If I had've gone it'd have been the 3rd time this year...snore. It looses all scaryness after the second time. We was gonna go up St Pauls or Monument but then I remembered there's another "Scary Tour" just over the road from the London Dungeons called "The London Tombs and London Bridge Experience."
The first bit is about London Bridge and is sorta educational. The actors aren't as good as the Dungeons; they're sooo awkward when nobody laughs at their shitty jokes. In the Dungeons the actors are just nasty and insulting; it's great! :) I like that cos it makes it so much more believable. (One actor in the dungeons told my friend she wasn't pretty enough to flirt with and another said that is she screamed again he'd slit her throat. Oh how we laughed).
HOWEVER, the second leg of the tour isn't educational, just poop-your-pants-scary. The second bit is the London Tours and the guides give you the opportunity to leave before you go in. You basically all hold onto each others shoulders (my uncle got collared for every bloody thing) and walk around. So I was second in line as we went through a maze of dangling heads and people jumping out at you, shitting myself when this bloke in an abortoire with pigs and carcasses came up to us gnawing on a pigs head brandishing a chainsaw.
I swear I thought I was on LSD.
But if you come to London and wanna be scared, this one is just as good as the London Dungeons and, even though you get rides in the London Dungeons, this one was very good! Made me scared!
- I have been to Alton Towers roughly 5 times.
- I watch the Simpsons every night before I go to bed.
Which one is the lie? :)
In other news I was supposed to be going to the London Dungeon's this morning with my cousin fom Denmark. But the queue was 2 and a half hours long, so we thought sod that! If I had've gone it'd have been the 3rd time this year...snore. It looses all scaryness after the second time. We was gonna go up St Pauls or Monument but then I remembered there's another "Scary Tour" just over the road from the London Dungeons called "The London Tombs and London Bridge Experience."
The first bit is about London Bridge and is sorta educational. The actors aren't as good as the Dungeons; they're sooo awkward when nobody laughs at their shitty jokes. In the Dungeons the actors are just nasty and insulting; it's great! :) I like that cos it makes it so much more believable. (One actor in the dungeons told my friend she wasn't pretty enough to flirt with and another said that is she screamed again he'd slit her throat. Oh how we laughed).
HOWEVER, the second leg of the tour isn't educational, just poop-your-pants-scary. The second bit is the London Tours and the guides give you the opportunity to leave before you go in. You basically all hold onto each others shoulders (my uncle got collared for every bloody thing) and walk around. So I was second in line as we went through a maze of dangling heads and people jumping out at you, shitting myself when this bloke in an abortoire with pigs and carcasses came up to us gnawing on a pigs head brandishing a chainsaw.
I swear I thought I was on LSD.
But if you come to London and wanna be scared, this one is just as good as the London Dungeons and, even though you get rides in the London Dungeons, this one was very good! Made me scared!