Not Old Enough, Sir!
XKCD has got it dead on today. This is exactly why I shouldn't ever be an adult. It's just something I'm not capable of yet. My thoughts at these times tend to end up being about how shoes work, or the last time I made a ruler go, "Brrrrrrrrrrr."
In other news, the rents are back from their holiday thing, and something smells guuuuurrrd. Like, Sunday Roast-good. Funny that, since it's Sunday.