I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
Why wasn't this brought to my attention earlier?!?!
Encyclopedia Dramatica - Nine Inch Nails
I can't decide which is funnier:
"An unfortunate accident at his family's horse testicle processing facility left Trent with an unyielding hatred for pigs, an animosity that surfaces many times on his 1994 release, The Downward Spiral."
OR
"As of 2005, Trent released a new album called "With Dentures", a collection of "straightforward rock songs", but this time with lyrics about being 45, wearing flip-flops, and making breakfast on his own. A real step forward for the band."
It's too damn early and I'm too old to be laughing like this. I might break something.
Encyclopedia Dramatica - Nine Inch Nails
I can't decide which is funnier:
"An unfortunate accident at his family's horse testicle processing facility left Trent with an unyielding hatred for pigs, an animosity that surfaces many times on his 1994 release, The Downward Spiral."
OR
"As of 2005, Trent released a new album called "With Dentures", a collection of "straightforward rock songs", but this time with lyrics about being 45, wearing flip-flops, and making breakfast on his own. A real step forward for the band."
It's too damn early and I'm too old to be laughing like this. I might break something.