ONE NATION UNDER.........surveillance?
why does my holiday always suck such ass.
you know,
1) dealing with bullshit realtives who married into my family yet seem to have more say so than i do
2) i cant bring my dog but everyone else brings their entire zoo
3) my phone goes bonkers the second we get near the sand dunes, and refuses to work even once i get it home
4) my stupid aunt who has my uncle's balls in her purse..(see #1)
5) my cousin (whose mom has my uncles balls in her purse) gets to sleep in the queen sized bed but im pregnant and i get to sleep on the floor (again, kindly refer to #1)
6) everyone uses excuses for disregarding rules grandpa made by saying "well grandpa is dead" yet they seem to follow everything grandma ever said - (ie. grandpa smoked in the house,then grandma said no more smoking after he died.)
7) my cousin is the biggest pervert that ever lived......but his mom has my uncle's......oh you get it
you know,
1) dealing with bullshit realtives who married into my family yet seem to have more say so than i do
2) i cant bring my dog but everyone else brings their entire zoo
3) my phone goes bonkers the second we get near the sand dunes, and refuses to work even once i get it home
4) my stupid aunt who has my uncle's balls in her purse..(see #1)
5) my cousin (whose mom has my uncles balls in her purse) gets to sleep in the queen sized bed but im pregnant and i get to sleep on the floor (again, kindly refer to #1)
6) everyone uses excuses for disregarding rules grandpa made by saying "well grandpa is dead" yet they seem to follow everything grandma ever said - (ie. grandpa smoked in the house,then grandma said no more smoking after he died.)
7) my cousin is the biggest pervert that ever lived......but his mom has my uncle's......oh you get it