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Seriously, the resemblance is scary. For about five minutes I entertained the horrific thought that Takeshi was Andy's son. Then I thought no, Andy would be a father at the age of 12. Not impossible but so very wrong >.<
2/10 - 1 point for EEEEEE/Anime Eyes and 1 point for the comedy!
NO *cries* but there was a Villainous Woman who shags every gangster in Shanghai and she looks quite similar to the woman with the snake.
There is a horse though, as good as No85 - I'm thinking it's a Shaw Bros joke as Takeshi's character is called 'Ma'. It is a really loyal horse and saves him from every gangster in Shanghai (clearly it is the ancestor of the pony in Red Cliff) - and then the gangsters slice its legs off. Ewwwwww.
Not as good as the snake but still LOL-worthy for Takeshi crying on the road "My horse! So loyal and noble! Don't dieeeeeee!"
Oh the Villainous Woman sounds like an interesting character XD
I am sure Takeshi's horse is very loyal as he is called "馬永貞" in the movie - which means 'Horse (is) forever loyal' PMSL No wonder poor Takeshi cries his heart out!
Villainous Woman gets attacked but she survives gang-rape with only a cut on her head (o_O) and she weeps bitterly as she realises the error of her ways! It's so morally instructive!
Takeshi/馬永貞 OTP! Well, if SQ is going to get off with a were-tiger then why not...
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If he's reminding one of Andy Lau this means he'd remind one of Sun Ce and then things with Chang Chen (a.k.a. Sun Quan) would be very incestuous. :P
2/10 is v good! *applauds* >D
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Seriously, the resemblance is scary. For about five minutes I entertained the horrific thought that Takeshi was Andy's son. Then I thought no, Andy would be a father at the age of 12. Not impossible but so very wrong >.<
2/10 - 1 point for EEEEEE/Anime Eyes and 1 point for the comedy!
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I wonder who's the mum if he fathered Takeshi at 12. O______o;; That is so tabloid news. LMAO.
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Did the second chief pleasure - The Snake - turn up in this movie too? XD
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There is a horse though, as good as No85 - I'm thinking it's a Shaw Bros joke as Takeshi's character is called 'Ma'. It is a really loyal horse and saves him from every gangster in Shanghai (clearly it is the ancestor of the pony in Red Cliff) - and then the gangsters slice its legs off. Ewwwwww.
Not as good as the snake but still LOL-worthy for Takeshi crying on the road "My horse! So loyal and noble! Don't dieeeeeee!"
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I am sure Takeshi's horse is very loyal as he is called "馬永貞" in the movie - which means 'Horse (is) forever loyal' PMSL No wonder poor Takeshi cries his heart out!
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Takeshi/馬永貞 OTP! Well, if SQ is going to get off with a were-tiger then why not...
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Give him the Tale of Genji. The hero cries all the way through. In fact I'm sure Genji's tears are the source of the Kamo River.
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