Fic: Come Fly With Me [TVXQ RPS | AU]

[glitterburn]

Title: Come Fly With Me
Fandom: TVXQ
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Rating: NC17
Summary: Superstar singer Changmin has a problem. Enter celebrity guru Yunho, who just loves solving problems.
Notes: AU. Written for the prompt ‘celebrity’ as part of diagon’s Twelve Months of HoMin challenge.

Come Fly With Me“We’ve found a solution to your problem,” Tae Goo

Comments

You have no idea what this did to me!!

[diagon]

OMG! (trampoline) - if this is how you start the Twelve Months of HoMin challenge then I’ve to the very best year ahead of me.
You are cracked, but in the best possible way.

First of all - the summary: Enter celebrity guru Yunho. I started laughing here, and didn’t stop. In fact I just kept laughing harder and harder and that got in the way of truly appreciating the porn. Which meant I had to read it again (and again) and still couldn’t stop laughing.

You somehow made the pivotal switch in Changmin’s thinking come with the line “I don’t have a goldfish.”
I honestly believe that no one else on earth could mark character growth with a line like that.

I love the way you have Yunho always answering in such a straightforward way that is also perfectly aimed at pushing Changmin’s buttons. He’s being antagonistic, but in such a kind way, Max looks like a shit if he calls him on it. I can’t really explain how exactly you managed that, but you made Yunho charming even though he’s infuriating, and you made Changmin sympathetic, even though

Re: You have no idea what this did to me!!

[diagon]

Moments of genuine GUH (a partial list)
- Yunho in ripped jeans
- Toes curling into laps
- Yunho in a tight FCUK shirt
- “Silly,” Yunho murmurs. “You’re perfect.”
- His grin is pure sunshine: “You have a really great ass.”
- “Oh, really,” Yunho says, voice dark as sin. “So that’s what you want.”
- “I’m sitting right over there watching you come.”
- Every damn minute of them together on the plane especially Yunho being so enthusiastic! He even says “yum” like Changmin is a big bowl of binquilin
- Changmin liking the idea of being filmed on the plane.
- Seatbelt sex. Nuff said.
- Because we still have to land

Moments of genuine Melty!Heart (partial list)
- “Silly,” Yunho murmurs. “You’re perfect.”
- “You think I’m beautiful?” and how that makes him feel and Yunho answering, but not directly.
- But it wouldn’t be professional to say any of that, so Changmin keeps quiet and prods at the cushion some more.
- “No,” says Yunho softly, “I mean vulnerable.”
- “Hey yourself,” Changmin says, and kisses him.- Changmin hating to be so

Something to suck on for landing, sir?

[glitterburn]

XD Thank you for loving this so much. I'm so glad I had my CG Jung breakthrough rather than going with my original idea, because while I'm sure the other fic would have been porny it certainly wouldn't have been as gomming as this!

you made Changmin sympathetic, even though he’s an arse
Behold the moment I wrote Changmin onto my bias list *facepalm*

I admit I was thinking of that Psychologies mag when it came to most of Yunho's guru-tastic advice LOL. I've been through enough therapy myself to know that 50% of it is crap and the other 50% is common sense, and guru!Yunho positions himself accordingly.

(also, having something snugly in his lap is quite useful for later, yes!)
Would so not complain if either of them landed in my lap :p

Jung Yunho, representin' for Analytical Psychology and the Thurgau Massive. Or something. Jungian Archetypes would be an awesome title for his autobiography *analyses his terrible drawings

Re: Something to suck on for landing, sir?

[diagon]

Cheating? Moi? Is this unlocked yet? I'm reccing it

[isaofdoom]

oh my god, this was fascinating. * v * and I just love your changmin and eeeeee do keep writing homin. ❤

[glitterburn]

Thank you :D I will definitely write more ^^

[ephemeral_blue]

I'm terrible at commenting so please accept my apologies. Not the biggest HoMin fan but I do enjoy them and omg ;lksjf;lksjfl;ksfj <-- yes key smash is necessary because this story was hilarious and clever and amazing and simply an awesome read.

Your summary was short and sweet and vague enough to get me to read it and I'm glad I did.

Although I absolutely loved the entire thing, literally from start to finish my favorite, aside from Yunho's awesome hypnotizing techniques, was this:

Yunho tilts his head and chuckles, the sound soft and low. “Since you asked... you’re self-conscious because you’re beautiful.”

There is just something very powerful about calling someone beautiful and I just really thought it was wonderful.

Thank you for sharing :D

[glitterburn]

Thank you for the lovely comment! I'm glad you gave this a try and found it funny :D Also, yes you're right, there is power in calling someone beautiful, thank you for pointing that out ^^

[changmin_amour]

“This is your subconscious talking,” Yunho explains. “This is just a manifestation of what you truly desire.”

“I want my subconscious to fuck me?” Changmin whimpers. “Oh shit, I am so screwed-up.”

^ LOL. LOL. LOL. that killed meee

“A bad dream. Yes.” Changmin grabs onto that explanation with relief. “Yes, that must have been it. I can’t remember anything, actually.” He risks a peep at Yunho and feels the blush spread. “I guess it didn’t work. I don’t have anything else on my mind.”

^ yup. "else" = yunho.

despite the funny star-w/-a-phobia changmin and guru!yunho, they still seemed to be so... changmin and yunho in this.

this was hilarious, thank you!

[glitterburn]

Thank you, glad it made you laugh! \o/ And I'm happy you thought they were in-character :D

[glitterburn]

Mission accomplished, heh. Thank you for reading!