On the twelfth day of Christmas,
glitterberrys sent to me...
Twelve duggars drumming
Eleven raxacoricofallapatorius piping
Ten horsies a-leaping
Nine victorious dancing
Eight rocks a-milking
Seven muppets a-swimming
Six fraggles a-daydreaming
Five ce-e-e-elebrity babies
Four urban legends
Three liberal celebrities
Two bad puns
...and a totoro in an elektra/abby.
every year it gets weirder.