Ah...Parody

[glimdoron]

Radishes of the Universe
A parody by Glimdoron the Bard

Here we are, Grown to be veggies,
We're the Radishes of Middle-Earth!
Here we belong, writing to survive,
In a world with the rankest salads,

And here we are,
We're the Radishes of Middle-Earth!
Here we belong, writing for survival,
We've come to be the garnishes of your world!

I am a radish, I have inside me sap of elves,
I have no rival, No turnip can be my equal,
Take me to the Fourth Age of your world!

Grown to be veggies, Radishes of Middle-Earth!
Writing and free, Got your world in my stem,
I'm here for parody and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be Radishes of Middle-Earth!

No carrot could understand.
My power is in my own stem!

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Hobbits talk about you,
Dwarves say you've had your day.

I'm a vegtable that will go far,
Spank Tilion and reach for the stars,
With my leaves and bulb held high,
Got to pass food inspection first time - yeah,

I know that hobbits talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove strong if I'm in your pipe, light me

Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Watch this Radish fly,
Bring on the salad dressing!,
Here We are. Grown to be veggies.
We're the Radishes of Middle-Earth!
Here we belong.

Grown to be veggies,
Radishes of Middle-Earth!
Writing and free,
Got the world in my stens.
I'm here for your cloves,
And I'll garnish that ham,

We were born to be Radishes of Middle-Earth.