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tomkat is apparently in shanghai…filming a movie...NOOOOO....
now my city is forever tainted...
death to the demon child...before it’s all too late...
i said it before and I’ll say it again...in 20 some years during one nite of drunken rampage in hollywood, the daughter of tomkat will lock eyes with Sean Preston Federline Spears…6 shots, one defective condom, two imbeciles and nine months later...THE BIRTH OF THE ANTICHRIST...
and what if the evil spawn of TomKat is male you say?…well you naysayers…then…we will resort to Apocalypse Plan B…in 2025, Tomkat Junior will lock eyes with Sean Preston Federline Spears amidst the glitter and nakedness of some stereotypical gay club...after some playful ass grabbing, a few lines of coke and a blowjob in the back room…the two will first bring humanity to its knees with an oddly infectious but totally gay dance move…then finish us off in our weakened state by breeding and spreading a fatal strand of mutated and airborne herpes…
may I suggest you all save up for cans, water, lysol and underground shelters…
now my city is forever tainted...
death to the demon child...before it’s all too late...
i said it before and I’ll say it again...in 20 some years during one nite of drunken rampage in hollywood, the daughter of tomkat will lock eyes with Sean Preston Federline Spears…6 shots, one defective condom, two imbeciles and nine months later...THE BIRTH OF THE ANTICHRIST...
and what if the evil spawn of TomKat is male you say?…well you naysayers…then…we will resort to Apocalypse Plan B…in 2025, Tomkat Junior will lock eyes with Sean Preston Federline Spears amidst the glitter and nakedness of some stereotypical gay club...after some playful ass grabbing, a few lines of coke and a blowjob in the back room…the two will first bring humanity to its knees with an oddly infectious but totally gay dance move…then finish us off in our weakened state by breeding and spreading a fatal strand of mutated and airborne herpes…
may I suggest you all save up for cans, water, lysol and underground shelters…