Wanky tottle....
I saw this on Dweezie's livejournal...and it looked fun. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions...find the most amusing response and tahdah! fun.
1.Your name:
Nick - the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.
2.Your age:
30 - porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
3. One of your Friends:
Griff - Look up the word biff
1. griff stems from the word biff meaning large spliff/marijuana cigarette
2. also stems from back to the future movies biff and griff being part of the tannen family at different times in history. Griff was the younger son of biff but a lot meaner than his father before
hence the word griff meaning shorter stronger version of a biff but gets u even more mashed...usually rolled with three king skins 'magic carpet' style
after writing this i think i fancy lighting up a big fat griff!
4. What you should be doing:
parenting - Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
5. Favorite color:
green - 1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly.
6. Birthplace:
Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
7. Last person you talked to:
Eoghan - a really good looking intelligent guy
he is such an "eoghan"
8. The last thing you drank:
Coffee - What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter.
Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.
9. Your nickname:
Papa Bear - Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.
A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:
Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.
10. Someone you miss:
Bobby James - A subspecies of homo sapiens male that is identified by the presence of dramatic beard growth and migration pattern to "Jorry ole Engarind".
Known both for difficulties in successful mate selection and the call of "de-LISC-iousssssss" while feeding, the Bobby James is never-the-less a gentleman and scholar, possessed of great communication skills.
Alternate pronunciations: Bobbert James, Bobby Bojimbo, Baba Yohimbo, and Bobby Bo-jambajams.
(definition of Bobby James is waiting for approval.)
1.Your name:
Nick - the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.
2.Your age:
30 - porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
3. One of your Friends:
Griff - Look up the word biff
1. griff stems from the word biff meaning large spliff/marijuana cigarette
2. also stems from back to the future movies biff and griff being part of the tannen family at different times in history. Griff was the younger son of biff but a lot meaner than his father before
hence the word griff meaning shorter stronger version of a biff but gets u even more mashed...usually rolled with three king skins 'magic carpet' style
after writing this i think i fancy lighting up a big fat griff!
4. What you should be doing:
parenting - Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
5. Favorite color:
green - 1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly.
6. Birthplace:
Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
7. Last person you talked to:
Eoghan - a really good looking intelligent guy
he is such an "eoghan"
8. The last thing you drank:
Coffee - What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter.
Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.
9. Your nickname:
Papa Bear - Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.
A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:
Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.
10. Someone you miss:
Bobby James - A subspecies of homo sapiens male that is identified by the presence of dramatic beard growth and migration pattern to "Jorry ole Engarind".
Known both for difficulties in successful mate selection and the call of "de-LISC-iousssssss" while feeding, the Bobby James is never-the-less a gentleman and scholar, possessed of great communication skills.
Alternate pronunciations: Bobbert James, Bobby Bojimbo, Baba Yohimbo, and Bobby Bo-jambajams.
(definition of Bobby James is waiting for approval.)