Sep 27, 2004 23:00
It occurred to me that no one actually knew all of the movies on my list, and i've grown tired of waiting for more guesses (which -I'm- guessing won't be coming.. it's been too long..), so here i present for those few of you who attempted.. THE ANSWERS.
01. "Look out, this kitten has a whip!" Chasing Amy
02. "I pierced the toast!" The Birdcage
03. "Dying peacefully in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded." Kill Bill, vol. 1
04. "No thank you! I trusted them when I was back in Dallas and look what that got my brain and me! I'm thinkin' with sand, here! I mean, I pick up some waves, maybe, from my brain, but someday, who knows? Somebody might just disconnect the battery at the White House..." Bubba Ho-Tep
05. "You ain't leadin' nothin' but Jack and Shit. And Jack left town." Army of Darkness
06. "No more -fucking- ABBA!" Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
07. "Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry, goes and squishes him. He says 'Ketchup'. ...Ketchup." Pulp Fiction
08. "...I know Kung Fu." The Matrix
09. "Great. My secret weapon is PMS." BUffy, The Vampire Slayer
10. "We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame, glamour, have either been discredited or destroyed..." Party Monster
11. "Thirty-seven?" Clerks
12. "Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins..." The Importance of Being Ernest
13. "No way. No way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You got four guys fighting over who gets to be Mister Black, and they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mister Pink. ...Be thankful you're not Mister Yellow." Reservoir Dogs
14. "You didn't say 'God bless you' when I sneezed!" Dogma
15. "Am appalled by message. Skirt is demonstrably neither sick or absent. Appalled by managements blatantly size-ist attitude to skirt. Suggest management is sick, not skirt." Bridget Jones's Diary
16. "KANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Akira
17. "How many chances do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?" Mallrats
18. "Y'know, I've always liked that word: gargantuan. So rarely have the opportunity to use it in a sentence..." Kill Bill, vol. 2
19. "I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH!" Empire Records
20. "...Julia Goolia?" The Wedding Singer
21. "Because we are the people you don't see. We are the ones who drive your cabs, we clean your rooms, and suck your cocks." Dirty Pretty Things
22. "Exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, -EVERYWHERE!" Aladdin
23. "Fuckbeans!" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
24. "Say it! Say I won!" Tank Girl
25. "Ne vous allez pas au media." Brain Candy
Bwahaha... Am I not awesome?
Carry on, then. Praise me as you see fit.
~G~