Man's Best Friend.
Maria's household has girl scout cookies. They haven't been eating them, because they have self control. Which I gladly lack.
Her mother told me to eat some, to which I replied "Fuck my girlish figure" and proceeded to grumble about men and the anti-abortion laws being pushed at this time in American history.
Maria and I are brewing plans for mischief. Truly Glenda and Marsha.
SCUM manifesto.
Men just want women who are submissive. It's sick. They want a dog. "Lay down", "Play dead", "LET ME USE YOUR CERVIX AS MY CUMBUCKET".
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Don't you love my rapid progression into menopause?
Sex is too messy. I'd rather not have to worry about looking disheveled.
I'm going to Boston for a week in August, and I'm only taking $10 and 3 packs of cigarettes. Take bets on if I can last.
Also, I believe Lauren and I are flying to Argentina in the fall.
I think I've given up on a traditional successful future. I'll just linger in tolerable, but enjoyable jobs, and save money to travel.
Her mother told me to eat some, to which I replied "Fuck my girlish figure" and proceeded to grumble about men and the anti-abortion laws being pushed at this time in American history.
Maria and I are brewing plans for mischief. Truly Glenda and Marsha.
SCUM manifesto.
Men just want women who are submissive. It's sick. They want a dog. "Lay down", "Play dead", "LET ME USE YOUR CERVIX AS MY CUMBUCKET".
***
Don't you love my rapid progression into menopause?
Sex is too messy. I'd rather not have to worry about looking disheveled.
I'm going to Boston for a week in August, and I'm only taking $10 and 3 packs of cigarettes. Take bets on if I can last.
Also, I believe Lauren and I are flying to Argentina in the fall.
I think I've given up on a traditional successful future. I'll just linger in tolerable, but enjoyable jobs, and save money to travel.