Rant on internet advertisements. Feel free to add your own complaints here.

May 12, 2009 16:39

Is anyone but me getting absolutely fed up with the "WHITE TEETH NOW ZOMG!oneityeleven!" ads? Teeth are an aggressive thing. In a face they are friendly with a nice smile. but when it's just teeth and gums in a picture, they are very aggressive, and personally, I don't care to stare at someones chops all day while I'm trolling the internet. (as in trolling motor on a boat, not leaving nasty comments on forums)

And the "ONE SIMPLE RULE! for flat stomach/stretchmark/feet/butt/bewbs/whatever you want to improve NAO!" is getting really old too. I don't want to see before and after pictures of when these people were fat. I don't like looking at my own jelly rolls. What the hell makes them think I want to look at theirs?! Especially when it looks like either two different people with different skin tones, or some skinny thing who's just blowing out her gut then sucking it back in.

Enough!
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