Hahahaha.....this is awesome.
Well it'sbeen uh while since I've made uh post. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate midnight turn? I stopped ta git uh coffee at Dunkin Donuts afta werk so I can try ta stay up uh while an' goto da Y but I ended up jivin' ta Geo. I asked him if he wanted ta grab uh bite ta eat but he never answered. He'signoring me now. What uh bastard. So here I be wasting tyme on da internet playing wiff some mad stupid Ebonics translator, which iz very fun by da way, like I don' gots anythin' at all ta do. God I need some inspiration. just like mammy. Be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'