Creepy portraits are creepy.

Aug 09, 2010 15:36

GUYS. GUYS. I am now afraid to walk up or down the stairs.

So, I went downstairs to get a bowl of cereal (yes, it is past 3 in the afternoon, but it was Honey Nut Cheerios so STFU) but as soon as I get to the stairs I freeze. Apparently my great aunt found two portraits of her father and assorted family members, and somebody hung them up while I was in my room.

OH MY GOD THEY ARE CREEPY. It's not really the portraits themselves, it's the fact that they're fairly big, the frames look heavy-ish, and the staircase is pretty narrow. The walls are white and one of the backgrounds is a blue-greenish while the other is sort of a light brown. The frames are a sort of dirty gold. All in all, the contrast makes me feel clausterphobic, and I'm now afraid of the stairs. Greaaaaaat. Oh, and there's a train a few blocks down so the house shakes a little EVERY. DAY. I DON'T WANT TO BE CRUSHED BY PICTURES OF DEAD PEOPLE. OH MY GOD, NOW I HAVE AN ACTUAL REASON TO HIDE IN MY ROOM.

Also, I've gotten two calls today and when I don't recognize the number I just let it ring and ring and ring(well vibrate, the ringer is always off becuase I'm too lasy to change it from when I have school. AND I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE TALKING ON THE PHONE, ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. I am convinced I have a mild case of telephobia, thank you very much). I just googled the number, as it was the SAME number, and apparently it is 'Pacific Bell' which I als googled and apparently it is AT&T. WHAT. Then there's a picture of the building. WHY IS THE BUILDING NEXT TO FOOD-4-LESS CALLING ME? I HAVE FREAKIN VERIZON.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!

I'm...just going to watch Sherlock and see what's so exciting about the third episode. And attempt to not curl up in a ball and cry(YAY FOR OVERDRAMATICS!)

i'll be over there crying, don't mind me, weirdness, spazzy, i'mma end up in the nuthouse, i need a life, procrastinating makes the world go round, omgwut?

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