HSN Exchange Fic: Define "Creeper," for learningtolove8

[gleefics_exch]

Title: Define “Creeper”
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Kurt + Mike, hints of slut!Mike
Warnings: n/a
Word count: 2300+
Disclaimer: This Glee fanfiction is based upon the television show of the same name. All characters and situations other than my own are sole property of Ryan Murphy Productions and 20th Century Fox Television.
Summary: Observation is

Comments

[learningtolove8]

ahahahahahaha, I love this. :DDDDD

I giggled my way through this whole thing. Everything was just spot on and amazing, and Kurt was just the right amount of not-jealous because of his not-crush. And Mike! I love slut!Mike, and he was totally hilarious.

Some little things I adored: Brittany's last name is a heart. This is my new head canon. Also, Mattie Rutherford? Awesome. Why do I feel like he has a little sister who changed that? Also, also, Mercedes' chocolate thunder. I LOL'd.

My absolute fav part, however, was: “I know. You’re more than that, yeah?” Mike wasn’t mocking him or questioning it. He was stressing it.
MY HEART F-ING MELTED. <3<3<3

IN CONCLUSION, ILU ANON. I am amazed and delighted that you used all of my prompts and this was absolutely fantastic and I am still flailing over it.

[learningtolove8]

Success! I'm so glad you liked it receipent - I know it deviates quite a bit from hot and smexy, the whole point of the exchange, but I was srsly inspired by the Kurt and Mike in your last fic and the prompts were pulling me elsewhere though I tried to maintain the ‘ohgodI’vesobeenlookingforwardtothis’ moment in there. Kurt may be amazing and lady fabulous but he’s still susceptible to not-crushes like the rest of us.

My head canon says Matt has like, a ton of sisters and he’s the lone brother, and I really couldn’t get away with anything else but the heart for Britt-Britt. I don’t know how she was able to get the alt+code for that, but she couldn’t properly spell her possibly Dutch last name /).-

Honestly, it was an honour to write for you, and this was sooo fun to do so. <33

[andbless_mybaby]

Oh, anon. This was precious. I love Facebook fics, and this was no exception. Like your recipient, I giggled at slut!Mike (omg, the dvd from Artie!) and Brittany ♥. I really liked Kurt's denial of his crush, and his overall characterization. The last line was also 100% win.

[andbless_mybaby]

It means so much that you liked Kurt's characterization because despite my profound appreciation for the awesome snarkboat/diva/genius that he is, I had major doubts I'd be able to convey all that wonderfulocity in a fic :| Funniest thing is, I even put that in my prompt form, that I would prefer not to write Kurt because I didn’t think I could do him justice, and I somehow ended up with him still.

;D

Which totally worked out because I was able to challenge myself and it paid off, so I'm way totally happy I got to do it haha ♥ Thank you kindly for commenting - and for noticing Artie’s DVD. Those three were up to no good that weekend ::sweatdrop::

[fuzzy_paint]

This was adorable and sweet and funny. I love the hints of slut!Mike and I love that part of me was wondering if it was really all in Kurt's head and jealousy was making him think some cray-cray things or Mike really just got around.

Noah Puckerman and Mike Chang are attending SECRET FC MEETING THIS TUESDAY. LOL NOT SO SECRET IS IT BOYS?

BRITTANY'S LAST NAME IS ♥! I love it :D

Great job!

[fuzzy_paint]

Oh, he gon' cray-cray? Heh, I love that you interpreted it that way ;) Kurt's just as prone as any of us to paranoia when it comes to our objects of affection, I think.

LOL NOT SO SECRET IS IT BOYS? They're ridiculous, y/y?

Thanks so much for commenting!

[anonymous]

Oh yeah, Mike can be all over my feed anyday - I can probably just paw at the screen in fangirly admiration but Kurt ain’t settling for that. Thanks for commenting, I’m so happy you enjoyed it~

:)

[abluegirl]

Just as soon as the jocks who’ve lost one too many brain cells from multiple hits to the head stopped leaving derogatory comments on his Wall.
OMG KURT, DEFRIEND THEM.

Brittany ♥ and Mattie Rutherford are now friends with Mike Chang.
BRITTANY'S LAST NAME IS A HEART I CANNOT STAND IT - IT IS SO CUTE.

he happened upon the sound of brawling behind the gym, only for Puck and Mike to round the corner a moment later, breathing quite heavily from swollen lips and muttering to each other about ‘Rule number one’.
I ADORE YOU FOR THE FIGHT CLUB REFERENCES.

Santana Lopez, Brittany ? and Mike Chang like Three’s Company.
I BET THEY DO.

“So I noticed you’ve joined the innumerable ranks of Internet yuppies who’ve signed their life away to become slaves to the social networking giant that’s become the core of our universe.”
This is so perfectly Kurt - always using way more words than necessary to make a statement.

“I’m not just another one of your conquests and I won’t be taken for granted just because I’ve been waiting for that kiss for an

[abluegirl]

...Masochist? Silly Kurt, but how else can Mercedes and him make fun of them? ...Or something.
/).-

LOL, CAPS LOVE! I find the word vomit is a Rachel/Kurt shared trait, but Kurt’s got more bite to his speech. And yeah, the fluff just kinda mushroom’d out from where this fic was originally sitting.

I’m so glad you enjoyed it, thanks for the line blurbs! They were so amusing for me to read as well, hee!