Fic: Damn Lisp
Title: Damn Lisp
Author: captain_lubey
Word Count: 404
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/OC
Spoilers: None in sight, captain!
A/N: Written in response to a prompt on the glee_fluff_meme
Summary: Kurt can't stand his lisp. Kurt's boyfriend thinks it's adorable.
There were many things that Kurt Hummel liked about himself; his brutal honesty, his amazing fashion sense, his musical ability, to name a few. But one thing that Kurt disliked to the exclusion of anything else was his Damn Lisp.
From the age of 11 up until he was 13, Kurt had been in speech therapy once a week to try and get his Damn Lisp under control. Initially it had worked. Kurt learned to perfectly control the way he spoke and his Damn Lisp was a distant memory.
But Kurt had gotten lazy with his speech exercises over the last few months. So much so that when that magical moment came to sing Defying Gravity, his Damn Lisp made an appearance in the middle of the song. Had he not purposely thrown the Diva-Off he would have been completely horrified.
Kurt soon learned that when he was especially nervous, tired or excited his Damn Lisp would show up and no amount of control would make it go away.
But what made Kurt the most exasperated about his Damn Lisp was that Sam found it absolutely, unequivocally adorable. He would deliberately get Kurt riled up so that he would start lisping. And that drove Kurt up the wall.
Like right now. Kurt and Sam were studying in his basement bedroom (Finn was at basketball practice) and whilst Kurt was making a valiant effort to complete his Math homework, Sam was preoccupied with playing Footsy.
‘For God’s sake, Sam, can we please try and finish our homework?’ Kurt finally snapped, lisping unintentionally.
Sam grinned and continued his assault on Kurt’s feet.
‘How can I focus on algebra when you look so adorable?’
Kurt rolled his eyes but a blush slowly crept onto his cheeks. Damn his pale skin!
‘Well, maybe you don’t care about the test on Monday...’
‘No, not really, and I know you don’t either. You get straight A’s in Math all the time!’
Sam leant over and plucked Kurt’s notebook out of his hands, grinning devilishly.
Kurt sighed. ‘Why do I put up with you, Sam?’
‘Because you love it. Say my name again.’
‘No.’
‘Please?’
‘Sam!’
‘You’re so adorable.’
‘Stop saying that.’
‘You’re-‘
Kurt cut his boyfriend off with a long, sensual kiss. When he pulled away Sam was absolutely speechless. And (Kurt was pleased to note) flushed a brilliant shade of pink.
‘There, now can I finish my homework?’
END
Author: captain_lubey
Word Count: 404
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/OC
Spoilers: None in sight, captain!
A/N: Written in response to a prompt on the glee_fluff_meme
Summary: Kurt can't stand his lisp. Kurt's boyfriend thinks it's adorable.
There were many things that Kurt Hummel liked about himself; his brutal honesty, his amazing fashion sense, his musical ability, to name a few. But one thing that Kurt disliked to the exclusion of anything else was his Damn Lisp.
From the age of 11 up until he was 13, Kurt had been in speech therapy once a week to try and get his Damn Lisp under control. Initially it had worked. Kurt learned to perfectly control the way he spoke and his Damn Lisp was a distant memory.
But Kurt had gotten lazy with his speech exercises over the last few months. So much so that when that magical moment came to sing Defying Gravity, his Damn Lisp made an appearance in the middle of the song. Had he not purposely thrown the Diva-Off he would have been completely horrified.
Kurt soon learned that when he was especially nervous, tired or excited his Damn Lisp would show up and no amount of control would make it go away.
But what made Kurt the most exasperated about his Damn Lisp was that Sam found it absolutely, unequivocally adorable. He would deliberately get Kurt riled up so that he would start lisping. And that drove Kurt up the wall.
Like right now. Kurt and Sam were studying in his basement bedroom (Finn was at basketball practice) and whilst Kurt was making a valiant effort to complete his Math homework, Sam was preoccupied with playing Footsy.
‘For God’s sake, Sam, can we please try and finish our homework?’ Kurt finally snapped, lisping unintentionally.
Sam grinned and continued his assault on Kurt’s feet.
‘How can I focus on algebra when you look so adorable?’
Kurt rolled his eyes but a blush slowly crept onto his cheeks. Damn his pale skin!
‘Well, maybe you don’t care about the test on Monday...’
‘No, not really, and I know you don’t either. You get straight A’s in Math all the time!’
Sam leant over and plucked Kurt’s notebook out of his hands, grinning devilishly.
Kurt sighed. ‘Why do I put up with you, Sam?’
‘Because you love it. Say my name again.’
‘No.’
‘Please?’
‘Sam!’
‘You’re so adorable.’
‘Stop saying that.’
‘You’re-‘
Kurt cut his boyfriend off with a long, sensual kiss. When he pulled away Sam was absolutely speechless. And (Kurt was pleased to note) flushed a brilliant shade of pink.
‘There, now can I finish my homework?’
END