Month of Glee Drabbles (Finn/various) R - part 1 of 3
Title: Month of Glee Drabbles (I'll come up with something better when the universe is done)
Author: Me, obviously
Rating: R (for ALL OF THEM)
Warnings: Sex, SLASH, threesomes
Disclaimer: These characters (though perhaps not in this incarnation) belong to Ryan Murphy and not me. I make no profit off these drabbles o' fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
AN: No summary because a summary can be found at the top of each drabble. These drabbles were a challenge to myself for the 31 days until Glee comes back. And we're a third of the way there. All starring Finn Hudson. Feedback is always appreciated. (p.s. thank you to all my special helpers - you know who you are - but mostly b1 for letting me know that yes, I spelled "infringement" right, but NO, I had not spelled "copyright" correctly.)
1. In which Finn thinks about popsicles (Finn/Rachel)
Sometimes when Rachel sucks him off he thinks about popsicles.
Which really isn't as gross as it sounds.
He really likes the raspberry flavoured ones, maybe because it reminds him of the taste of her lip gloss but whatever.
Sometimes when her lips are wrapped around his cock and she swallows around him, his first and major thought is always "Oh shit" followed closely by "how the fuck does she do that?"
One day he might ask her.
Anyway, so he thinks about popsicles and he wonders if maybe giving a blowjob (a really fucking good blowjob) is a bit like sucking on a popsicle, except with no teeth, because it would seriously fucking hurt a guy's dick if he bit on it like he had his grape popsicle last week.
He should give it a try one day, just to test out his hypothesis (that's a new word he learned in math class, it has something to do with numbers and whatever).
Maybe he'll ask Puck.
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2. In which Finn does ask Puck about it (Finn/Puck, SLASH)
So he does ask Puck and surprisingly doesn't end up rolling around in the porter john outside of the football field
He thinks it's kinda important that he doesn't ask puck about it in the showers while they're both naked, though he's never really noticed how totally amazing puck's body is before today. The dude is ripped, like insanely ripped and his ass is just amazing. All hard and curvy. Not like Rachel's.
Anyway, he finally works up the courage to ask him about it while they're walking across the field after practice. Puck just looks at him like he's really contemplating something tough, like when Brittany tried to help him find the denominator for that question in math class.
So when Puck pushes him behind the bleacher he's a little surprised
"You wanna know what it's like, Hudson?"
Puck starts to unzip his pants.
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It's doesn't taste like a popsicle at all. And he's never had a popsicle so far down his throat before.
He kinda likes it.
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3. In which Finn and Brittany talk about rainbows and pretzels (Finn, Brittany)
It’s a Tuesday and he’s sitting in Math class and he’s not entirely sure what’s going on. There’s something about a line and like a pie or a pizza or something. So he asks his go-to-math-girl about it.
“Britt, what’s Mr. D talking about?”
“Something about rainbows, I think.”
“Oh,” he looks back down at his notes, “Are you sure? I thought we were learning about pizza or something.”
“Oh yeah,” she turns her head and her pretty blond hair (which reminds him just a bit of Quinn) hits his shoulder. She gets this really confused look on her face for a minute. Her blue eyes cross a little bit and Finn thinks she looks just a little bit like that cross-eyed kid from that t.v. show, except kinda hotter (her boobs are bigger than Quinns, and bigger than Rachel’s, and he’s seen what she can do with her legs in Glee practice - brings it over her head then bends it like a fucking pretzel. Mmmmmm, he loves pretzels).
“I like pizza,” she says.
“I like pretzels.” Shit. Did he just say that out loud?
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4. In which Finn confesses his slashy secret (Finn/Rachel)
“I gave Puck a blowjob the other day.” It fucking slips out of him.
He fully expects her to be mad. Like really pissed at him. But he’s just incapable of keeping secrets.
She looks at him a little bit weird, like her boyfriend isn’t supposed to be giving blowjobs to other boys, and yeah, he guesses that’s a little bit weird. Except not for Kurt, who can give boys blowjobs whenever he wants cause that’s expected of him.
She pulls her mouth off him and it makes that awesome popping sound as his cock falls out of her mouth still hard. Fuck, why couldn’t he have kept his mouth shut. She’s never going to finish him off now and he’s going to get blue balls and die. And fuck.
“Yeah, Puck might have mentioned it to me. Did you use your hand like I told you? Because not everyone can deep throat like I can?”
“Yeah, I did. Wait, when did Puck mention it to you?”
She blushes and suctions her lips over him again.
He forgets what they were talking about in the haze of popsicle glory in his head.
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5. In which Finn confronts Puck (Finn/Puck - SLASH AGAIN sorta)
He confronts Puck about it the next day. Pushing him into an empty classroom.
“How exactly did Rachel find out that I gave you a BJ?”
Puck stops and turns to him. “It might have come up.” Puck chuckles to himself, and Finn finds a brief smile on his face to cause Puck just said “come” and that’s pretty funny. Like that song he learned in kindergarten about Uncle Ugbee’s underwear.
Thinking back that song was kinda fucked up.
“Come up when?”
“Maybe while Rachel was giving me head.” Finn doesn’t really know whether he should be upset or not, but he doesn’t feel mad or anything. Not like he was when Puck had lied about fucking Quinn.
The only thing he really wants to know falls from his mouth here: “How do I stack up?”
Puck smirks and bites his lip and fuck, he’s really... what’s the word for it, because it’s more than sexy it’s like... he’s a fucking magnet and Finn can’t stay away.
He’s never kissed another dude before, but he’s pretty sure that he’d be good at it. So he leans forward and bends down (not as far as he has to with Rachel which is kinda nice, it doesn’t hurt his back or anything). Puck’s lips are firm, almost hard, but still, it feels good. He can feel the stubble of Puck’s would-be beard on his upper lip and it scratches him just a bit.
Puck’s tongue tastes a bit like smoke and raspberry, which makes Finn wonder where the raspberries came from ‘cause they’re not in season.
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6. In which Finn goes to the grocery store like a good son (Finn, Terri Schuester, Mrs. Hudson)
He’s at the grocery store with his mom when Terri Schuester comes in, with a little bag under her arm, like she’s trying to be environmentally conscious or whatever.
She goes straight to the fruits and vegetables - they call that the production section or something right? - and starts to like smell everything. She’s wearing these super tight pants and he’s pretty sure she’s not wearing any underwear cause they’re practically painted on and he’s pretty sure that he’d be able to see lines and there are no -
“Finn?” She’s talking to him in that high pitched voice and he’s so glad that he wore baggy jeans today, because it would be pretty difficult to explain his semi-harden cock to the school nurse. Former school nurse.
“Mrs. Schuester, shit, are you still Mrs. Schuester? Should I call you something else?” Just like that he’s standing in front of her with his mom on the other side of the store and a harsh boner and the image of Mr. Schue and Ms. P making out in the choir room the other day running through his head.
“Terri’s fine.”
They stand in awkward silence for a minute and it looks like she just might say something else, like ask him a question or something. But she doesn’t. She just turns half away from him picking up a pack of bananas before she says a polite, “It was good to see you, Finn,” like she wasn’t the woman who was going to take care of his baby, when he thought it was his baby.
“You too, Terri.” Fuck. Life is sure complicated, he thinks as he waddles carefully to the milk aisle.
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7. In which Finn watches a movie (Finn/Rachel/Puck - Slashy overtones)
So Finn is pretty pleased when Puck finally convinces Rachel to take them both at once. It’s in a movie theatre. Puck was smart enough to suggest sitting in the back row and really there’s no one there from their school (mostly cause he insisted they go out of Lima).
The movie sucks ass. Like a lot. It’s some kind of really corny chick flick, but like a really bad one. With super bad acting and like ice skating. Finn doesn’t skate. He finds the whole balance on ice thing too much for him. He has a hard enough time with the right left thing on solid ground. He thinks adding slip and slide to it would be pretty awful.
Midway through the movie Rachel pushes off her chair and onto the ground. He’s got it in his head to tell her she doesn’t know what’s been on that floor (his mom’s friend used to work at a movie theatre and told him all about the vomit and beer and cotton candy and shit that gets stuck there) but she unzips his fly, and Puck’s at the same time. She pulls out both of their cocks and Finn’s not ashamed to say that his eyes do a little mini comparison. Well, it’s a full comparison but the theatre’s dark and shit.
Puck is thicker than he is, he’s already studied this. And Puck is circumcised, while he is not. But really, Finn has length on his side, and he’s not that much narrower. And some girls can’t take the super thick cock. Well, Rachel’s mouth is huge, so she probably could, and holy fuck. Her hand is wrapped around him and he’s watching her other hand wrapped around Puck’s cock and it’s fucking brilliant the way she slides down on him then slides up on Puck at the same time. He can almost imagine that he’s fucking Puck. And damn...
He blows his fucking load on the back of the chair in front and Rachel’s hand but he wants nothing more than to kiss Puck right now.
He leans his head back and waits about five seconds before Puck does the same.
His girlfriend is fucking awesome.
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8. In which Finn hears a second hand story about dodgeball (Finn, Rachel/Puck)
Finn doesn’t actually see it, not really, but he hears about it second hand.
Puck and Rachel have gym at the same time every week, but are in different classes.
One particular Tuesday it rains, and the classes get together to play dodgeball. Dodgeball. Where the only rule is that you dodge.
Finn hears that somehow Puck and Rachel end up on the same team. And Rachel’s pretty fucking competitive when it comes down to it and her aim is not bad. She takes out a huge chunk of the other team before anyone even realizes that she’s the one throwing the balls and all.
Supposedly some douches from the other team start to gang up on her and Puckerman like protects her or something. He’s standing in front of her, blocking balls, catching them. He and Rachel end up being the last two people standing, the winners. They must hug or something, or have some kind of moment because it’s all anyone will talk about now.
Oh my God, did you hear about Puck and Rachel? They’re totally fucking!
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9. In which Finn overhears Santana talking about a monster! (Finn, Santana, random girl)
English is the one class he shares with Santana. Not that she ever talks to him or anything, but she’s there and she sits behind him so sometimes he overhears things she shares with the girl (he can’t even remember her name) who sits beside her.
Normally she talks about boring shit like some dude named Fitzgerald and how he was like “integral” (which he thinks has something to do with math, but he’s not sure) to early American Literature of the twentieth century. He wonders if maybe Santana is more book smart than she lets on.
But some days she talks about interesting stuff like this time she started talking about how Puck really liked bondage, and Finn really wanted to ask what that was all about, but he didn’t have to. “Puck likes handcuffs and blindfolds, but Artie, Artie doesn’t need any of that. Girl, I swear,” (maybe Santana can’t remember her name either, he thinks), “that boy has a monster in his pants. It was epic. Best part of my week.”
They start to whisper after that.
Finn will have to ask him about that because it can’t be too healthy to keep a monster in your pants. It would be decidedly dangerous.
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10. In which Finn asks Rachel an important question (Finn/Rachel, Rachel/Puck)
Finn decides to ask Rachel about Puck on a Thursday night. In her bedroom. With her half naked on top of him.
“Hey Rach,” he kisses her softly, hands exploring the wonderful curves of her body, “is Puck in love with you?”
She sits up abruptly which is okay by him because it gives him a great look at her boobs and they are pretty awesome. Kinda on the small side, but they’re perky and the tips are this cool dusty pink colour, so he lets his hands travel along her body until they touch her boobs. Heh, boobs is a funny word anyway. He wonders who came up with that one.
She still hasn’t said anything, and maybe he’s kinda worried, because if a stud like Puck is in love with her (with his cock being all thick and awesome like it is) what kind of chance does he stand?
“It’s okay if he is. I mean, who wouldn’t be in love with you. You’re awesome.” He wonders if this means that he’s in love with Rachel. Maybe it does. Maybe that’s not such a scary thought. Hmmm...
She leans down and rubs her upper body against him, licking the seam of his lips and he forgets what he was asking her about altogether.
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Author: Me, obviously
Rating: R (for ALL OF THEM)
Warnings: Sex, SLASH, threesomes
Disclaimer: These characters (though perhaps not in this incarnation) belong to Ryan Murphy and not me. I make no profit off these drabbles o' fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
AN: No summary because a summary can be found at the top of each drabble. These drabbles were a challenge to myself for the 31 days until Glee comes back. And we're a third of the way there. All starring Finn Hudson. Feedback is always appreciated. (p.s. thank you to all my special helpers - you know who you are - but mostly b1 for letting me know that yes, I spelled "infringement" right, but NO, I had not spelled "copyright" correctly.)
1. In which Finn thinks about popsicles (Finn/Rachel)
Sometimes when Rachel sucks him off he thinks about popsicles.
Which really isn't as gross as it sounds.
He really likes the raspberry flavoured ones, maybe because it reminds him of the taste of her lip gloss but whatever.
Sometimes when her lips are wrapped around his cock and she swallows around him, his first and major thought is always "Oh shit" followed closely by "how the fuck does she do that?"
One day he might ask her.
Anyway, so he thinks about popsicles and he wonders if maybe giving a blowjob (a really fucking good blowjob) is a bit like sucking on a popsicle, except with no teeth, because it would seriously fucking hurt a guy's dick if he bit on it like he had his grape popsicle last week.
He should give it a try one day, just to test out his hypothesis (that's a new word he learned in math class, it has something to do with numbers and whatever).
Maybe he'll ask Puck.
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2. In which Finn does ask Puck about it (Finn/Puck, SLASH)
So he does ask Puck and surprisingly doesn't end up rolling around in the porter john outside of the football field
He thinks it's kinda important that he doesn't ask puck about it in the showers while they're both naked, though he's never really noticed how totally amazing puck's body is before today. The dude is ripped, like insanely ripped and his ass is just amazing. All hard and curvy. Not like Rachel's.
Anyway, he finally works up the courage to ask him about it while they're walking across the field after practice. Puck just looks at him like he's really contemplating something tough, like when Brittany tried to help him find the denominator for that question in math class.
So when Puck pushes him behind the bleacher he's a little surprised
"You wanna know what it's like, Hudson?"
Puck starts to unzip his pants.
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It's doesn't taste like a popsicle at all. And he's never had a popsicle so far down his throat before.
He kinda likes it.
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3. In which Finn and Brittany talk about rainbows and pretzels (Finn, Brittany)
It’s a Tuesday and he’s sitting in Math class and he’s not entirely sure what’s going on. There’s something about a line and like a pie or a pizza or something. So he asks his go-to-math-girl about it.
“Britt, what’s Mr. D talking about?”
“Something about rainbows, I think.”
“Oh,” he looks back down at his notes, “Are you sure? I thought we were learning about pizza or something.”
“Oh yeah,” she turns her head and her pretty blond hair (which reminds him just a bit of Quinn) hits his shoulder. She gets this really confused look on her face for a minute. Her blue eyes cross a little bit and Finn thinks she looks just a little bit like that cross-eyed kid from that t.v. show, except kinda hotter (her boobs are bigger than Quinns, and bigger than Rachel’s, and he’s seen what she can do with her legs in Glee practice - brings it over her head then bends it like a fucking pretzel. Mmmmmm, he loves pretzels).
“I like pizza,” she says.
“I like pretzels.” Shit. Did he just say that out loud?
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4. In which Finn confesses his slashy secret (Finn/Rachel)
“I gave Puck a blowjob the other day.” It fucking slips out of him.
He fully expects her to be mad. Like really pissed at him. But he’s just incapable of keeping secrets.
She looks at him a little bit weird, like her boyfriend isn’t supposed to be giving blowjobs to other boys, and yeah, he guesses that’s a little bit weird. Except not for Kurt, who can give boys blowjobs whenever he wants cause that’s expected of him.
She pulls her mouth off him and it makes that awesome popping sound as his cock falls out of her mouth still hard. Fuck, why couldn’t he have kept his mouth shut. She’s never going to finish him off now and he’s going to get blue balls and die. And fuck.
“Yeah, Puck might have mentioned it to me. Did you use your hand like I told you? Because not everyone can deep throat like I can?”
“Yeah, I did. Wait, when did Puck mention it to you?”
She blushes and suctions her lips over him again.
He forgets what they were talking about in the haze of popsicle glory in his head.
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5. In which Finn confronts Puck (Finn/Puck - SLASH AGAIN sorta)
He confronts Puck about it the next day. Pushing him into an empty classroom.
“How exactly did Rachel find out that I gave you a BJ?”
Puck stops and turns to him. “It might have come up.” Puck chuckles to himself, and Finn finds a brief smile on his face to cause Puck just said “come” and that’s pretty funny. Like that song he learned in kindergarten about Uncle Ugbee’s underwear.
Thinking back that song was kinda fucked up.
“Come up when?”
“Maybe while Rachel was giving me head.” Finn doesn’t really know whether he should be upset or not, but he doesn’t feel mad or anything. Not like he was when Puck had lied about fucking Quinn.
The only thing he really wants to know falls from his mouth here: “How do I stack up?”
Puck smirks and bites his lip and fuck, he’s really... what’s the word for it, because it’s more than sexy it’s like... he’s a fucking magnet and Finn can’t stay away.
He’s never kissed another dude before, but he’s pretty sure that he’d be good at it. So he leans forward and bends down (not as far as he has to with Rachel which is kinda nice, it doesn’t hurt his back or anything). Puck’s lips are firm, almost hard, but still, it feels good. He can feel the stubble of Puck’s would-be beard on his upper lip and it scratches him just a bit.
Puck’s tongue tastes a bit like smoke and raspberry, which makes Finn wonder where the raspberries came from ‘cause they’re not in season.
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6. In which Finn goes to the grocery store like a good son (Finn, Terri Schuester, Mrs. Hudson)
He’s at the grocery store with his mom when Terri Schuester comes in, with a little bag under her arm, like she’s trying to be environmentally conscious or whatever.
She goes straight to the fruits and vegetables - they call that the production section or something right? - and starts to like smell everything. She’s wearing these super tight pants and he’s pretty sure she’s not wearing any underwear cause they’re practically painted on and he’s pretty sure that he’d be able to see lines and there are no -
“Finn?” She’s talking to him in that high pitched voice and he’s so glad that he wore baggy jeans today, because it would be pretty difficult to explain his semi-harden cock to the school nurse. Former school nurse.
“Mrs. Schuester, shit, are you still Mrs. Schuester? Should I call you something else?” Just like that he’s standing in front of her with his mom on the other side of the store and a harsh boner and the image of Mr. Schue and Ms. P making out in the choir room the other day running through his head.
“Terri’s fine.”
They stand in awkward silence for a minute and it looks like she just might say something else, like ask him a question or something. But she doesn’t. She just turns half away from him picking up a pack of bananas before she says a polite, “It was good to see you, Finn,” like she wasn’t the woman who was going to take care of his baby, when he thought it was his baby.
“You too, Terri.” Fuck. Life is sure complicated, he thinks as he waddles carefully to the milk aisle.
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7. In which Finn watches a movie (Finn/Rachel/Puck - Slashy overtones)
So Finn is pretty pleased when Puck finally convinces Rachel to take them both at once. It’s in a movie theatre. Puck was smart enough to suggest sitting in the back row and really there’s no one there from their school (mostly cause he insisted they go out of Lima).
The movie sucks ass. Like a lot. It’s some kind of really corny chick flick, but like a really bad one. With super bad acting and like ice skating. Finn doesn’t skate. He finds the whole balance on ice thing too much for him. He has a hard enough time with the right left thing on solid ground. He thinks adding slip and slide to it would be pretty awful.
Midway through the movie Rachel pushes off her chair and onto the ground. He’s got it in his head to tell her she doesn’t know what’s been on that floor (his mom’s friend used to work at a movie theatre and told him all about the vomit and beer and cotton candy and shit that gets stuck there) but she unzips his fly, and Puck’s at the same time. She pulls out both of their cocks and Finn’s not ashamed to say that his eyes do a little mini comparison. Well, it’s a full comparison but the theatre’s dark and shit.
Puck is thicker than he is, he’s already studied this. And Puck is circumcised, while he is not. But really, Finn has length on his side, and he’s not that much narrower. And some girls can’t take the super thick cock. Well, Rachel’s mouth is huge, so she probably could, and holy fuck. Her hand is wrapped around him and he’s watching her other hand wrapped around Puck’s cock and it’s fucking brilliant the way she slides down on him then slides up on Puck at the same time. He can almost imagine that he’s fucking Puck. And damn...
He blows his fucking load on the back of the chair in front and Rachel’s hand but he wants nothing more than to kiss Puck right now.
He leans his head back and waits about five seconds before Puck does the same.
His girlfriend is fucking awesome.
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8. In which Finn hears a second hand story about dodgeball (Finn, Rachel/Puck)
Finn doesn’t actually see it, not really, but he hears about it second hand.
Puck and Rachel have gym at the same time every week, but are in different classes.
One particular Tuesday it rains, and the classes get together to play dodgeball. Dodgeball. Where the only rule is that you dodge.
Finn hears that somehow Puck and Rachel end up on the same team. And Rachel’s pretty fucking competitive when it comes down to it and her aim is not bad. She takes out a huge chunk of the other team before anyone even realizes that she’s the one throwing the balls and all.
Supposedly some douches from the other team start to gang up on her and Puckerman like protects her or something. He’s standing in front of her, blocking balls, catching them. He and Rachel end up being the last two people standing, the winners. They must hug or something, or have some kind of moment because it’s all anyone will talk about now.
Oh my God, did you hear about Puck and Rachel? They’re totally fucking!
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9. In which Finn overhears Santana talking about a monster! (Finn, Santana, random girl)
English is the one class he shares with Santana. Not that she ever talks to him or anything, but she’s there and she sits behind him so sometimes he overhears things she shares with the girl (he can’t even remember her name) who sits beside her.
Normally she talks about boring shit like some dude named Fitzgerald and how he was like “integral” (which he thinks has something to do with math, but he’s not sure) to early American Literature of the twentieth century. He wonders if maybe Santana is more book smart than she lets on.
But some days she talks about interesting stuff like this time she started talking about how Puck really liked bondage, and Finn really wanted to ask what that was all about, but he didn’t have to. “Puck likes handcuffs and blindfolds, but Artie, Artie doesn’t need any of that. Girl, I swear,” (maybe Santana can’t remember her name either, he thinks), “that boy has a monster in his pants. It was epic. Best part of my week.”
They start to whisper after that.
Finn will have to ask him about that because it can’t be too healthy to keep a monster in your pants. It would be decidedly dangerous.
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10. In which Finn asks Rachel an important question (Finn/Rachel, Rachel/Puck)
Finn decides to ask Rachel about Puck on a Thursday night. In her bedroom. With her half naked on top of him.
“Hey Rach,” he kisses her softly, hands exploring the wonderful curves of her body, “is Puck in love with you?”
She sits up abruptly which is okay by him because it gives him a great look at her boobs and they are pretty awesome. Kinda on the small side, but they’re perky and the tips are this cool dusty pink colour, so he lets his hands travel along her body until they touch her boobs. Heh, boobs is a funny word anyway. He wonders who came up with that one.
She still hasn’t said anything, and maybe he’s kinda worried, because if a stud like Puck is in love with her (with his cock being all thick and awesome like it is) what kind of chance does he stand?
“It’s okay if he is. I mean, who wouldn’t be in love with you. You’re awesome.” He wonders if this means that he’s in love with Rachel. Maybe it does. Maybe that’s not such a scary thought. Hmmm...
She leans down and rubs her upper body against him, licking the seam of his lips and he forgets what he was asking her about altogether.
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