3 random glee crossovers
Title: Rules for Surviving Zombieland
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: glee/Zombieland crossover
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, zombies
Rating: R for language and violence
Summary: See title. Written for a prompt at the Glee Fluff Meme.
Disclaimer: Not mine. That includes glee, Zombieland and anything Hostess related.
Word Count: 9,900+
Spoilers: For the entire movie, Zombieland, but none really for glee.
Warnings: Zombies, Violence, Long Author’s Notes
Prompt: “Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana - Zombieland crossover”
Full prompt: here
A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
2nd A/N: Okay, so don’t hate me, but I cut a few things out. The flashbacks of the Columbus’ run in with 406 and the girls pulling their ring scheme are gone. Buck is gone as well. Also, the Bill Murray stuff isn’t here. Two reasons. One, I wasn’t sure I could do it justice in this context. Two, I didn’t think that the glee girls would have picked Bill Murray and I couldn’t think of a better more appropriate celebrity.
I changed all the city names for the characters, put them in different cities in general, changed any other names mentioned and called Pacific Play Land something else.
There’s three different points of views here. When it’s in first person, (I), it’s Rachel. When it’s in second person, (you), it’s Quinn. And when it’s third person, (she), it’s Santana. I would have done one for Brittany, but I ran out of povs.
Time to nut up or shut up
Title: Let’s Go to the Mall
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: glee/How I Met Your Mother
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, Puck
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel’s got a secret.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 3,500+
Spoilers: 2x09 “Slap Bet” for HIMYM, but none really for glee.
A/N: So after the Zombieland fic, I decided glee needs to be crossed with EVERYTHING. So I wrote this. It’s basically an episode of HIMYM with glee characters.
I don’t know if this makes sense if you’re not familiar with the show. I cast Santana as Marshall, Brittany as Lily, Quinn as Ted, Rachel as Robin and Puck as Barney. But I guess all you need to know is that Santana and Brittney are engaged and share an apartment with Quinn. These three have known each other for 10 years. Rachel is from Canada and dating Quinn. Puck is a womanizing, arrogant, jerk with a heart of gold.
2nd A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
“No,” Rachel replies. “I blocked your email after the third time you sent me the video of baboons having sex.”
Title: Negotiations
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: Black Books/glee
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Bernard, Manny
Rating: G
Summary: Rachel’s looking for a book.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 1,500
Spoilers: None.
A/N: The continuation of my need to cross glee with EVERYTHING. If you’re unfamiliar with this show, Bernard owns a book shop called Black Books and Manny works for him. Bernard drinks and smokes constantly and is very mean to Manny.
2nd A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
”How can I read with you always yo-yo-ing so loudly?"
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: glee/Zombieland crossover
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, zombies
Rating: R for language and violence
Summary: See title. Written for a prompt at the Glee Fluff Meme.
Disclaimer: Not mine. That includes glee, Zombieland and anything Hostess related.
Word Count: 9,900+
Spoilers: For the entire movie, Zombieland, but none really for glee.
Warnings: Zombies, Violence, Long Author’s Notes
Prompt: “Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana - Zombieland crossover”
Full prompt: here
A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
2nd A/N: Okay, so don’t hate me, but I cut a few things out. The flashbacks of the Columbus’ run in with 406 and the girls pulling their ring scheme are gone. Buck is gone as well. Also, the Bill Murray stuff isn’t here. Two reasons. One, I wasn’t sure I could do it justice in this context. Two, I didn’t think that the glee girls would have picked Bill Murray and I couldn’t think of a better more appropriate celebrity.
I changed all the city names for the characters, put them in different cities in general, changed any other names mentioned and called Pacific Play Land something else.
There’s three different points of views here. When it’s in first person, (I), it’s Rachel. When it’s in second person, (you), it’s Quinn. And when it’s third person, (she), it’s Santana. I would have done one for Brittany, but I ran out of povs.
Time to nut up or shut up
Title: Let’s Go to the Mall
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: glee/How I Met Your Mother
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana, Puck
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel’s got a secret.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 3,500+
Spoilers: 2x09 “Slap Bet” for HIMYM, but none really for glee.
A/N: So after the Zombieland fic, I decided glee needs to be crossed with EVERYTHING. So I wrote this. It’s basically an episode of HIMYM with glee characters.
I don’t know if this makes sense if you’re not familiar with the show. I cast Santana as Marshall, Brittany as Lily, Quinn as Ted, Rachel as Robin and Puck as Barney. But I guess all you need to know is that Santana and Brittney are engaged and share an apartment with Quinn. These three have known each other for 10 years. Rachel is from Canada and dating Quinn. Puck is a womanizing, arrogant, jerk with a heart of gold.
2nd A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
“No,” Rachel replies. “I blocked your email after the third time you sent me the video of baboons having sex.”
Title: Negotiations
Author: slacker_d
Fandom: Black Books/glee
Pairing/Characters: Rachel/Quinn, Bernard, Manny
Rating: G
Summary: Rachel’s looking for a book.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 1,500
Spoilers: None.
A/N: The continuation of my need to cross glee with EVERYTHING. If you’re unfamiliar with this show, Bernard owns a book shop called Black Books and Manny works for him. Bernard drinks and smokes constantly and is very mean to Manny.
2nd A/N: Unbeta’ed, so all mistakes are mine.
”How can I read with you always yo-yo-ing so loudly?"