It's better off that way anyway. I'll become rich doing something I hate and get a chauffeur.
I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool. An ignoramus, dunderhead, half-wit, sip, or tool. I'm talking about me.
Some words to describe be: backward, birdbrained, defective, dim, dim-witted, dopey, dull, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, exceptional, feeble-minded, gorked, half-witted, held back, imbecile, lamebrained, mentally defective, moronic, numbskull, opaque, pinhead, retardo, sappy, simple, simple-minded, slow, slow-witted, stupid, subnormal, touched, underachieving, weak, yo-yo, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless.
If there's any that I repeated it's because I'm too dumb to notice.
You know, $10 could probably be put to better use by buying some safety gear so I don't crack open my empty head when I fall down the stairs. Gravity wins. I lose.
So worry not, humanity, for in the hour where you feel the lowest just say to yourself: "Hey, at least I didn't do as bad as that guy."
Some words to describe be: backward, birdbrained, defective, dim, dim-witted, dopey, dull, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, exceptional, feeble-minded, gorked, half-witted, held back, imbecile, lamebrained, mentally defective, moronic, numbskull, opaque, pinhead, retardo, sappy, simple, simple-minded, slow, slow-witted, stupid, subnormal, touched, underachieving, weak, yo-yo, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless.
If there's any that I repeated it's because I'm too dumb to notice.
You know, $10 could probably be put to better use by buying some safety gear so I don't crack open my empty head when I fall down the stairs. Gravity wins. I lose.
So worry not, humanity, for in the hour where you feel the lowest just say to yourself: "Hey, at least I didn't do as bad as that guy."