Prompt Post Six

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FILL Act 1 Part 3 - Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

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"I guess I could use a new guy
'Cause it's been a while
And I am still so young," Sebastian sang.

Rachel joined in, "Why not give it a try?
At the very least it
Could be kind of fun."

Brittany beamed, "Hey now, Rachel
That's the girl
I know and love."

"I've been so boring
Boy I'm glad...
I had a little shove!" Rachel sang, and her friends joined in,

"Tick, tock
While the iron's hot
There's no time
To take it slow

You gotta be ready
So ready to."

And because this is the universe of Glee, and everyone knows when to come in on a song with no previous instruction, every major character joined in.

"Go...

I'm ready to go... Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
I'm ready to go... Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
I'm ready to go... Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

We're finally ready
And the time is right
For us to light a spark

Were keepin' it steady
With our eyes on the prize
To get us through the dark

I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change, and the
Strange thing is... it's part of me!

My hormones are freakin' out
And I think I'm gonna blow!"

"We're locked and loaded..." Blaine, Dick, Finn and Puck cried.

"Oh, so devoted..." Peter and Kurt cooed.

"Low and demoted..." Jeremiah and The Old Snatch commiserated.

"Totes, just toted..." Rachel, Brittany, and Sebastian yelled, interlocking pinkies. And everyone finished;

"We're finally ready
So ready to go! Yeah!"