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FILL Act 1 Part 2 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"
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December 11 2011, 07:55:35 UTC
Dick listened with disgust, "You see?" He said to Blaine, "This is exactly what I'm talking about it's like… salad." The word came like a light bulb going off in his head. Salad was the perfect word to describe Kurt he was just all green and willowy and nutritious and just not appealing at all.
"I wanted to know if… If you wanted to be chemistry partners with me." The words rushed out of Kurt in a breath. He tried to take in more air, but Blaine was looking at him, and he couldn't seem to remember how to breathe.
"Poetry," Peter said, "That'll be sure to set his heart afire, come on."
"Okay, well, we're supposed to do this project on several of the elements on the periodic table, and I was thinking we could do one on a saleable compound such as silver nitrate, for example, AgNO3. Except we could make ours fun and interesting because we could do a film noir detective type story between the elements…"
…
Meanwhile, Finn was standing outside his locker with Puck, suddenly nervous and fussing one last time with his hair.
"Hey Puck, does My hair look alright?"
"Hell yeah, buddy You're a sight to see."
Finn sighed, "'Kay good.
Listen up Just try to relax, Cause a mishap's The last thing I need
I wanna rise up To the next level Get off this middle ground
I've got this yearnin' Burnin' like the devil I'm here for the rebound
Pass the ball I know I'm on fire!"
"Yeah, yeah You're on a roll!"
"I know!"
Puck bowed, "What do you want From your kingdom, sire?"
Finn grinned, "I wanna take control!...
I need a brand new game plan No more warming benches Like I've done before."
"Get your head in the game, man!" Puck sang, "Here's what I'm thinking"
Finn grabbed him to shut him up,
"Shit, she's coming Out that door!"
Rachel strolled out of the Spanish room, long Jewish hair flowing in the wind and big brown Jewish eyes. Puck and Finn sighed musically in unison as Rachel took out a tube of lipgloss and dabbed her perfect Jewish lips, blowing a kiss to the wind. Finn sighed, and began to sing, slowly, because this is the Glee universe and the tempo of the song changes with emotion,
"Say yes, Rachel yes, I must confess Of my obsession with your design I will not rest, no, not unless I find a way to make you mine
I'm gonna get her If it's the last thing That I do".
Puck spoke up, "But just remember You can't get her Without me too!"
The boys finished in unison, "So buckle up, all you amateurs 'Cause today were goin' pro We're finally ready So ready to go!"
…
"… And it's only when the silver and the nitrogen find all three oxygens that they're able to solve the case!" Kurt shrieked.
"Slow down, honey," Peter said, patting a calming ball against his thigh.
"Blaine," Kurt finally followed his crushes eyes to where Sebastian was standing in the corner, "Have you been listening to anything I've been saying?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's awesome, it's cool," Blaine was not listening. He was too busy concentrating on the way Dick practically fainted with disappointment as his attention turned to Kurt.
Kurt grinned with relief, "Sigh, Blaine Anderson. Come on, let's go to homeroom!"
"I wanted to know if… If you wanted to be chemistry partners with me." The words rushed out of Kurt in a breath. He tried to take in more air, but Blaine was looking at him, and he couldn't seem to remember how to breathe.
"Poetry," Peter said, "That'll be sure to set his heart afire, come on."
"… Yeah, sure," Blaine said, looking away. Kurt's penis and heart leaped.
"Okay, well, we're supposed to do this project on several of the elements on the periodic table, and I was thinking we could do one on a saleable compound such as silver nitrate, for example, AgNO3. Except we could make ours fun and interesting because we could do a film noir detective type story between the elements…"
…
Meanwhile, Finn was standing outside his locker with Puck, suddenly nervous and fussing one last time with his hair.
"Hey Puck, does
My hair look alright?"
"Hell yeah, buddy
You're a sight to see."
Finn sighed, "'Kay good.
Listen up
Just try to relax,
Cause a mishap's
The last thing I need
I wanna rise up
To the next level
Get off this middle ground
I've got this yearnin'
Burnin' like the devil
I'm here for the rebound
Pass the ball
I know I'm on fire!"
"Yeah, yeah
You're on a roll!"
"I know!"
Puck bowed,
"What do you want
From your kingdom, sire?"
Finn grinned,
"I wanna take control!...
I need a brand new game plan
No more warming benches
Like I've done before."
"Get your head in the game, man!"
Puck sang, "Here's what I'm thinking"
Finn grabbed him to shut him up,
"Shit, she's coming
Out that door!"
Rachel strolled out of the Spanish room, long Jewish hair flowing in the wind and big brown Jewish eyes. Puck and Finn sighed musically in unison as Rachel took out a tube of lipgloss and dabbed her perfect Jewish lips, blowing a kiss to the wind. Finn sighed, and began to sing, slowly, because this is the Glee universe and the tempo of the song changes with emotion,
"Say yes, Rachel yes, I must confess
Of my obsession with your design
I will not rest, no, not unless
I find a way to make you mine
I'm gonna get her
If it's the last thing
That I do".
Puck spoke up,
"But just remember
You can't get her
Without me too!"
The boys finished in unison,
"So buckle up, all you amateurs
'Cause today were goin' pro
We're finally ready
So ready to go!"
…
"… And it's only when the silver and the nitrogen find all three oxygens that they're able to solve the case!" Kurt shrieked.
"Slow down, honey," Peter said, patting a calming ball against his thigh.
"Blaine," Kurt finally followed his crushes eyes to where Sebastian was standing in the corner, "Have you been listening to anything I've been saying?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's awesome, it's cool," Blaine was not listening. He was too busy concentrating on the way Dick practically fainted with disappointment as his attention turned to Kurt.
Kurt grinned with relief, "Sigh, Blaine Anderson. Come on, let's go to homeroom!"
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