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Re: FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"
anonymous
December 10 2011, 23:35:02 UTC
In the car, Kurt was nervously checking his hair, and Finn and Puck were deep in conversation.
"I have an idea," Puck said, "Why don't you introduce me to Rachel!" He beamed, pleased with his plan, but Finn shook his head. "It'd be fun! All you'd have to do is cut a hole in this box, put me in the box, and then give it to Rachel. And she'll open the box and I'll pop out and say, 'HELLO! Big sausage pizza!"
"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard," Finn said.
"What?" Puck said.
"One, she has a boyfriend," Finn said, "Two; she probably won't even open the box!"
"That's ridiculous," Puck said, "Of course she'll open the box, Jewish girls love pizza! In fact, the only thing Jewish girls love more than pizza is big sausage pizza. No?"
"No," Finn said.
"Fine, you don't like that idea. I've got a million of them. So, you really like this Rachel girl, huh?"
"Yeah," Finn said, "More than anything. She's the girl of my dreams."
"Well, Finn I want you to be happy, because when you're happy, I'm happy. I'm your dick, I love you! And I know that I sometimes get you into hilarious misadventures, but I just want you to know that I'm always going to be there for ya."
Finn smiled, "Yeah."
"So, what do you say that we taking life by the shaft and start grabbing it by the balls! So, who cares if Rachel has a boyfriend? Screw that asshole! Why does he deserve Rachel more than us? That's right; we're going to win her over. Finn, I'm going to get you laid if I have to do it myself!"
"Thanks buddy," Finn said, "Up top!" And he gave Puck a very gentle high five.
Just then, Blaine Anderson ran up to the door and sat next to him, "Hey, Finn."
"Hey, Blaine!"
"Puck," Dick said politely.
"Dick," Puck nodded back.
And because this is the Glee universe and everyone knew the same songs and had perfect timing, the boys all began singing,
"People say, it's quite unlikely The two of us should stick But I just tell them... hey! It's me and my dick (I like being with you) It's me and my dick (We'll stick together) It's me and my dick Hey, man… It's me and my dick!"
Re: FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"captain_pihkalDecember 11 2011, 00:09:56 UTC
tell me how to worship you! I haven't laughed this hard all week "Meanwhile, at the Hummel residence, Finn Hudson was having a conversation with him own genitalia", fantastic! XD
"I have an idea," Puck said, "Why don't you introduce me to Rachel!" He beamed, pleased with his plan, but Finn shook his head. "It'd be fun! All you'd have to do is cut a hole in this box, put me in the box, and then give it to Rachel. And she'll open the box and I'll pop out and say, 'HELLO! Big sausage pizza!"
"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard," Finn said.
"What?" Puck said.
"One, she has a boyfriend," Finn said, "Two; she probably won't even open the box!"
"That's ridiculous," Puck said, "Of course she'll open the box, Jewish girls love pizza! In fact, the only thing Jewish girls love more than pizza is big sausage pizza. No?"
"No," Finn said.
"Fine, you don't like that idea. I've got a million of them. So, you really like this Rachel girl, huh?"
"Yeah," Finn said, "More than anything. She's the girl of my dreams."
"Well, Finn I want you to be happy, because when you're happy, I'm happy. I'm your dick, I love you! And I know that I sometimes get you into hilarious misadventures, but I just want you to know that I'm always going to be there for ya."
Finn smiled, "Yeah."
"So, what do you say that we taking life by the shaft and start grabbing it by the balls! So, who cares if Rachel has a boyfriend? Screw that asshole! Why does he deserve Rachel more than us? That's right; we're going to win her over. Finn, I'm going to get you laid if I have to do it myself!"
"Thanks buddy," Finn said, "Up top!" And he gave Puck a very gentle high five.
Just then, Blaine Anderson ran up to the door and sat next to him, "Hey, Finn."
"Hey, Blaine!"
"Puck," Dick said politely.
"Dick," Puck nodded back.
And because this is the Glee universe and everyone knew the same songs and had perfect timing, the boys all began singing,
"People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my dick
(I like being with you)
It's me and my dick
(We'll stick together)
It's me and my dick
Hey, man…
It's me and my dick!"
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"Meanwhile, at the Hummel residence, Finn Hudson was having a conversation with him own genitalia", fantastic! XD
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