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[gleamingshard]

...Oh, not again.

If someone brings any glitter anywhere near me, I'm going to blow a gasket.

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[hmmertmebitches]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

[gleamingshard]

......Pardon?

[hmmertmebitches]

Y'seem t'know my owner, so I thought I'd y'know. Drop a line or stick. Or somethin' like that.

[gleamingshard]

...I... your owner?

[hmmertmebitches]

Lavi!

Y'know. That red headed kid? No peripheral vision? Him.

[gleamingshard]

O-Oh.

Oh, you're a... friend... of Lavi's, then?

It's... nice to meet you?

[hmmertmebitches]

Well... ..I'm sorta his weapon. Guess y'can count it as a friend?

Y'look cute.

[gleamingshard]

Weapon? That's gotta be interesting.

....U-um. Thank you, I guess?

[hmmertmebitches]

It's awesome. We give Akuma a friggin' smackdown. BAM BAM BAM BOOM.

I wouldn't mind ya handlin' me too.. If y'know what I mean.

[gleamingshard]

...........I just...

I... I must have hit my head. I must be dreaming.

[hmmertmebitches]

What? Baby, don't be cruel.

I'm not a bad...Hammer..Innocence...

[gleamingshard]

I'm... I think Lavi might have an issue or two with this.

[hmmertmebitches]

Wait, what?

Oh.

Oooooooooh.

Well shit, I don't wanna be hammer blockin' my main man. We've been through a lot together and I ain't gonna do somethin' like that. We're partners.

My bad, my bad.

[hmmertmebitches]

Y'still cute though.

[hmmertmebitches]

If things don't work out, ya can call me.

[gleamingshard]

...I think that it'd make things between you two awkward, though?