I can drink legally EVERYWHERE!
Well, Danielle's 21st Birthday Bender was a rockin' success. Seriously that is without question the drunkest I have gotten in years! Probably since that Super Orgy Porno Party in the summer. We started out with Robin, Kirk, Erin and Katie coming over for a few drinkies before going out to Doc Willoughby's pub. We met Cody, Ashley, Missy, her boyfriend, Lia and Katrina there. People bought me drinks and I was HAMMERED by the time we finally got our asses out of there. There's this stupid video someone took and I am babbling on about how I am smashed and it wasn't even 9:00. Then we went to Flashbacks to watch male strippers, where Lia decided to tell them it was my birthday and buy a whole shit load of stripper bucks. So I got a lap dance before the damn show even started. But I got some from all three strippers.
STRIPPER #1: Dragged me out on the floor, made me lie down, then grinded all the way up my body and stopped at my crotch and face. So I had some guy's balls in my face....I was almost teabagged! Cool.
STRIPPER #2: Two lap dances, then brought me out on the floor, sat me on a chair and gave me ANOTHER lap dance. Lia and I put a stripper buck each in our mouths and he came over and licked our boobs, then grabbed the money out with his teeth.
STRIPPER #3: Dragged me out and made me take off his shirt and touch his penis. Then Lia and I went out and grinded with him in the middle.
So anyways, I am still drinking throughout all this, which made it tolerable. Then we started dancing and doing more shots. Jager Bombs are fucking fantastic. I thought I had lost my earring but apparently it fell down my shirt and I never noticed until I was getting undressed for bed, and when it popped out I ran to tell Robin and he was like....that's nice Danielle go to sleep. There was a super creepy guy trying to get me to do Crystal Meth until Chris came and saved me. I spent WAY too much money. Altogether a good night, but one I cannot afford to do all that often.
STRIPPER #1: Dragged me out on the floor, made me lie down, then grinded all the way up my body and stopped at my crotch and face. So I had some guy's balls in my face....I was almost teabagged! Cool.
STRIPPER #2: Two lap dances, then brought me out on the floor, sat me on a chair and gave me ANOTHER lap dance. Lia and I put a stripper buck each in our mouths and he came over and licked our boobs, then grabbed the money out with his teeth.
STRIPPER #3: Dragged me out and made me take off his shirt and touch his penis. Then Lia and I went out and grinded with him in the middle.
So anyways, I am still drinking throughout all this, which made it tolerable. Then we started dancing and doing more shots. Jager Bombs are fucking fantastic. I thought I had lost my earring but apparently it fell down my shirt and I never noticed until I was getting undressed for bed, and when it popped out I ran to tell Robin and he was like....that's nice Danielle go to sleep. There was a super creepy guy trying to get me to do Crystal Meth until Chris came and saved me. I spent WAY too much money. Altogether a good night, but one I cannot afford to do all that often.