Brain puke!
I ran up a hill today. Weeeeee. I get to pick up my Bubba in 2 hours. I really like my time with no kids. But I need help ...."help" with cleaning all the art supplies off the dining room table.
I have Living Dead Doll pencil sharpener. My kids are so morbid. They think it's great fun to stick a pencil in her eye and twist it around and then press the button on the back of her head. This makes her tongue come out and she then pukes the pencil shavings out. All of the pencils in our house are nice and sharp.
Catching up on bills? Pretending to.
There's a really annoying glare on my monitor from the window behind me and Tanguy is playing Pearl Jam. I hate Pearl Jam.
I have Living Dead Doll pencil sharpener. My kids are so morbid. They think it's great fun to stick a pencil in her eye and twist it around and then press the button on the back of her head. This makes her tongue come out and she then pukes the pencil shavings out. All of the pencils in our house are nice and sharp.
Catching up on bills? Pretending to.
There's a really annoying glare on my monitor from the window behind me and Tanguy is playing Pearl Jam. I hate Pearl Jam.