Asscrackistan and Canada are both options. Nice.

[glasswrists]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I helped _nardo hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I pushed thebenner in the mud (-17 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-536 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Glasswrists