Eww, I'm so stupid, and dramatic. "Oh boo-hoo! My name is Brittany, and my heart has been broken!" This shit needs to stop.
On the plus side, though, I have permanently lost 3 pounds (really this time, I did). Hooray.
Also, aspartame is bad for you. I mean, BAD. Like, HORRIBLE. NASTY. GROSS.
A message to all of my loved ones (which of course, is only like, 4 people, and only one of them will even get this message): DO NOT INGEST ASPARTAME. THE END.
Say no to aspartame