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haha. wee. these are two of the jokes shandy said. to meh.
there is this hippie [it's a guy] and he comes on the city bus and sees a nun. and he's attracted to her. so he asks her "will you have sex with me?" and she said. no . i will only have sex with god. since my life is devoted to him. so then the nun got off at her stop. and the bus driver whispers to the hippie. hey.. if you wanna get her. just go to the cemetary, she is there every sat. praying, just pretend your god, and ask her to sleep with you. so the hippie is like yeah that's a good idea. so when sat. came the hippie went to the cemetary and saw the nun. and he said to her "this is god, you will have sex with me" and so the nun said. oh ok. but up the ass because i don't want to loss my virginity. so then "god" gets the nun up the ass. after he's done. he pulls off his mask and says . hahaha i tricked you i'm not god, i'm the hippie. then the nun turns around and says no....... i tricked you. she takes off her mask and said. i'm not the nun i'm the bus driver.
there is this little kid on the bus. and he keeps saying . "if mommy was a cat, and daddy was a cat, i'd be a baby kitten." " if mommy was a dog, and daddy was a dog, i'd be a baby puppy" "if mommy was a chicken, and daddy was a chicken, i'd be a baby chick" so the boy keeps saying these little animal things. and then the bus driver goes " shut up will ya?!" and the boy just kept going on. so the bus driver said "here i got one for ya, if your mommy was a prostitute, and your daddy was a faggot, what would you be?" and the little boy says "a busdriver"
heheh.
ok i'm done. peec
there is this hippie [it's a guy] and he comes on the city bus and sees a nun. and he's attracted to her. so he asks her "will you have sex with me?" and she said. no . i will only have sex with god. since my life is devoted to him. so then the nun got off at her stop. and the bus driver whispers to the hippie. hey.. if you wanna get her. just go to the cemetary, she is there every sat. praying, just pretend your god, and ask her to sleep with you. so the hippie is like yeah that's a good idea. so when sat. came the hippie went to the cemetary and saw the nun. and he said to her "this is god, you will have sex with me" and so the nun said. oh ok. but up the ass because i don't want to loss my virginity. so then "god" gets the nun up the ass. after he's done. he pulls off his mask and says . hahaha i tricked you i'm not god, i'm the hippie. then the nun turns around and says no....... i tricked you. she takes off her mask and said. i'm not the nun i'm the bus driver.
there is this little kid on the bus. and he keeps saying . "if mommy was a cat, and daddy was a cat, i'd be a baby kitten." " if mommy was a dog, and daddy was a dog, i'd be a baby puppy" "if mommy was a chicken, and daddy was a chicken, i'd be a baby chick" so the boy keeps saying these little animal things. and then the bus driver goes " shut up will ya?!" and the boy just kept going on. so the bus driver said "here i got one for ya, if your mommy was a prostitute, and your daddy was a faggot, what would you be?" and the little boy says "a busdriver"
heheh.
ok i'm done. peec