First Meeting [Voice; Japanese]

[glassesgleam]

I told them to wake me up when we arrived back in Japan, not drop me off in some poverty ridden slum with some cheaply modeled PDA while I was asleep. My phone would have sufficed just fine.I'm left to wonder where exactly I have been left though. This PDA is making all kinds of noise, and I don't particulary care to hear the goings on of the

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[superblynatural]

... Kyouya-sempai?

*haruhi notices the debt part*

[superblynatural]

Ah - it could only be you.

[glassesgleam]

Ah, Haruhi. It's good to see that you're safe.

That means we can properly get down to business.

Oh, Kyouya-sempai! I-I didn't know you felt that way about me!

[superblynatural]

I'm curious... How do you plan to profit from people with no money?

B| HE IS LOOKING DOWN ON YOU, HARUHI-KUN.

[glassesgleam]

Why, with services, of course. There's plenty they can do for us to make our stay much more pleasant.

Do you really expect the Host Club to live in filth and poverty?

SHE'S ONLY LIKE FIVE FEET TALL. SHE CAN'T HELP IT.

[superblynatural]

I actually thought being a bit more "common" would do you all some good.

HE LOOKS DOWN ON HER MORALS TOO B|

[glassesgleam]

The Host Club will not settle for such meager living. It may suffice for you, as it certainly isn't far off from your normal lifestyle.

HER MORALS HAVE A GLAND PROBLEM, OKAY. KYOUYA'S SUCH A JERK.

[superblynatural]

We have food in my apartment, actually. And furniture, if you'll recall.

HE DOES IT OUT OF LOVE. OR PROFIT. OR SOMETHING.

[glassesgleam]

That's why I said "not far off."

As I said, your home is a palace in comparison.

HIS SINCERITY, IT MOVES ME.

[superblynatural]

I suppose your home is an entire country, then?

GOOD. IT BETTER.

[glassesgleam]

If we are making comparisons to this place? A medium-sized country.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY. DAMN YOU.

[superblynatural]

You say that too happily.

I TOLD YOU I WAS FUNNY.

[glassesgleam]

I was only speaking in truths, Haruhi.

YOU TRY TO PLAY SOMETHING WITTY OFF "GOOD. IT BETTER."

[superblynatural]

I guess you're optimistic, at least.

I COULD, OK. /WITTY FOREVER

[glassesgleam]

There's profit to be made!