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[glasses_atnight]

Ah... anyone out there know anything about plants? I'm killing these poor guys and I don't even know how. Komamura-taichou ain't gonna like it if I manage to kill all his plants again.

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[howls_at_stars]

No, no, that's what they want you to think. I thought I'd killed Hattori like four times, and the next day--BAM!--he's leaving needles all over my desk like booby traps. Don't let your guard down, lieutenant.

[glasses_atnight]

You are why I wouldn't let Taichou get a cactus.

[howls_at_stars]

Just as well. Deceptive, ornery things, cacti. Don't trust 'em.

[glasses_atnight]

You might wanna filter that, just in case Hattori gets it in his mind to start poking his spines in your business.

[howls_at_stars]

--Geh! You're right! Didn't even think of that! Thanks, man. [*retroactively filters previous conversation*]

[glasses_atnight]

The great Abarai-taichou, scared outta his wits by a cactus.

[howls_at_stars]

Quiet, you. He doesn't know where you live. You dunno what it's like!

[*is laughing, shut up*]

[glasses_atnight]

... Yeah, and let's keep it that way.

[*is amused, so amused*]

[tobiume18]

Not to mention that Hattori-kun is evil.

[howls_at_stars]

This is also true.